And I get my imaginary girlfriend. Win win.

I want this to be the newest "MISANDRY" gif. Just look at how much she despises that phallic banana! She just throws it away!

This tweet.

Its actually Ray Albers, apparently:

...had nothing even remotely to do with being perceived as a woman, or entering a women-only space.

Your point?

I'm with you on the song. Disappointing - girlfriend has put out some incredible material, but this is 85% Sir Mix A Lot sample & a couple of halfhearted verses.

ME TOO OMGGGGG

hahahahaha what the hell is Drake doing in this video

YES. The only thing skinny jeans do for me is raise my disposable income level—I've given up on buying jeans at all. I'm just going to ride it out in my years old boot cuts until this does finally pass.

Preach! I'm pretty hour-glass shaped, so everyone tells me that skinnies should be great. Nope. With a relativly short torso, I just look like a half-eaten caramel apple on a stick. And adding a flowey top to balance the skinny bottoms does not help. Since my bust is my widest point, that combo makes me look like…

I agree. I don't understand all the love for skinny jeans in this thread. They only really look good on tall women with smaller hips and thin legs. That body type is anamolous. I'm a tall, thin woman with slim legs but my hips give me the dreaded ice cream cone shape when I wear skinny jeans.

I'm going to express an unpopular opinion here, but skinny jeans do NOT work on everybody. If you're like me, and have thighs that are wider than your hips, the only thing that skinny jeans do is highlight that shit. In my experience, skinny jeans are the WORST. Give me straight-leg any day!

Ohhh god... Magary better not even include that fucking section in the Seahawks one. I can only imagine what it's going to look like. It'll have the terrible spelling/grammar of the Raiders section mixed in with the insufferable pretentiousness of the Pacific Northwest hipsters. Kill me now.

This article is Deadspin commenting in mid season form.

Tampa Bay is going to make the same gesture all season to assure opponents they washed their hands.

This. Plenty of domestic abuse is subtle enough that it goes totally unnoticed by outsiders. Getting shoved and berated is still domestic abuse even though it wouldn't land you in the e.r.

Reads #4...

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NO.

and those long eyelashes!

Isha's verbatim reaction when I showed her that last story a week and a half ago: