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Were you getting the impression that anyone thought this woman marrying herself was not pathetic and douchey?

WHITE LADY GETS MARRIED TO ATTENTION

Black men separated from their SO's are more likely to be involved in the lives of their children than Hispanic and White men. The narrative you're referencing is simply a fairy tale about how poverty is a side effect of vice and stupidity when it's not. It's a fairy tale that ignores how badly poor neighborhoods are

Are you typing this from beyond your grave or some shit?

Greg Howard,

That's going to be a very unfortunate thread running through this story. Yes, Christy Mack is a porn star who has some rough sex sometimes. I've seen it. That doesn't excuse anything that happened to her though. But we're going to have people crawling out of the woodwork to discuss her occupation, as if being a nun

Prior to Kinja, I headed the trollpatrol team for Jezebel, as many people here know. We dealt with rape gifs, violent pornography, racism, and harassment regularly, but there was a system in place with which to have it reported and dealt with. Banning didn't usually result in the same person immediately making a new

The last thing I want to do is give this giant and troubling waste of our goddamn time the acknowledgment that is clearly so desperately craved. But the fact that I must suppress my pride and bring attention to this in a plea for support from my own employer makes it all the more ridiculous.

If he's really been a Bills fan for 27 years, he would know to expect nothing and to be satisfied when he gets it.

These comment sections always make me feel like a weirdo. I absolutely hate and do not ever wear any version of full bum underwear. I find it horribly uncomfortable because it moves around, usually ends up up my buttcrack anyway, plus it's always visible under clothes that are not jeans. I just do not experience

Ugh. My father's mother in my case. Why were we so dumb? Dick-jokes, I'm sending you a lying high-five across the intertubes. Let's be smarter.

Not everyone who has the talent to sing/perform has the talent to write. Just like not all writers have the talent to sing. If someone can do both then that's great but otherwise let them focus their efforts on what they do best.

What?

Yeah, it's gross and genuinely upsetting. Those parents are horrible, horrible people who should both be in jail.

It's pretty unnerving to realize that only half of these fetishes bothered me....

Please tell his fiancee. I had a similar thing happen to me, but I was the fiancee in the scenario, and I would have done anything to get a warning about what was going on.

I smoked cigarettes for the decade of my 20s and lied about it to my parents. I haven't smoked in 11 years, but I would never, ever tell them. My husband (who I met in my early 30s) knows, but I've told him I'll declare him a liar if he ever rats me out. I would rather my parents (such straight-laced folks) know the

If you think women aren't constantly, from the time they're young girls, taught what not to do to avoid being assaulted, you're really fucking ignorant. That's not something any woman needs help with; she's heard it from parents and older sisters and the media her entire life. You're not helping women by making these

When you're a woman, every situation is fucking risky. That's what you don't get. Just living your life is a huge risk.

I saw John Bradley (Sam Tarly) at a fan event not long ago. Someone asked him to say what was the best part of being on GoT in five words or less. Without missing a beat he replied "Kit Barrington's. Big. Brown. Eyes."