This man’s facial expressions are the singular force keeping me interested in this series.

The period between six and 14 weeks is brutal on the body, especially when it comes to physical exertion. The nausea and sudden shift in hormones are exhausting, but the real kicker is the abrupt and significant increase in your body’s blood volume — which is basically like going from sea level to Denver in terms of…

I can’t fully appreciate what it’s like to be 9 weeks pregnant

Contrary to the popular narrative, pregnancy isn’t a disability or a state of constant peril (for the mother or the fetus). The process of pregnancy is evolved to safely withstand most things. As long as she’s listening to her body and her doctor, Serena and the baby will be fine.

“You could tell he was Shaq’s baby, ‘cause he was real big, but he couldn’t talk good.”

The United Airlines tutorial on reality under late capitalism:

You paid us money for a product that we’re now unwilling to provide. What should we do now?

Step 1: We’ll give you $400 in compensation if you shut up and get off the flight.
Step 2: OK, $800.
Step 3 (econ theory version): Okay, let’s take this up to $1,200
St…

I am a social liberal and fiscally conservative and the left absolutely is not innocent here.

Jesus Christ is this comment section grim.

Ehh ... there’s many shades of gray there. Plenty of women with a very butch gender presentation are nonetheless women, use female pronouns, and are comfortable with their assigned gender. I’ve known straight women with a more masculine appearance than many trans men when they first begin to transition.

So the Han Solo movie will be Woody as an older, lovable rogue with a tragic past, teaching a young protégé the ways of the world?

YESSS

I am also an alumna, and I can’t emphasize enough what a huge problem this is — not only for the PEG program, but for the whole university in general. The current administration has been in such a rush to institute their little cash-grab that they haven’t bothered to to develop any kind of protocol for student safety…

Came here for this, was not disappointed.

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS.

I’m from Nebraska, and one of the favorite activities among my group of drinking buddies is remembering all of the CRAZY shows that used to be on local public television.

Do you remember the one where they were always traveling back in time, or to different dimensions, or something like…

Holy Mother of Dragons does Miley look like Daenerys Targaryen with the bleached hair.

This solution is the most elegant and perfect thing I’ve ever read on these here Internets. This needs to be a crowdfunding campaign or something.

After 2013’s original masterclass in OWNAGE, they should have just retired Detroit from Why Your Team Sucks circulation and re-published ZMF’s entire treatise in its place every year for perpetuity. That rant is to the Lions what “Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus” is to Christmas.

Bless this poor motherfucker’s heart. Andy Dalton has the most punchable face in the NFL, and that’s including Geno Smith.

Finally, a candidate for voters of all ages. I think we can all agree that Deez Nuts bridge the generation gap — in every conceivable sense of the term.

It’s not a schooner, it’s a sailboat!