Update: I counted about 30 in the two hours I was out. I wished on one on your behalf! The wish was for money, that always seems welcome.

Truth.

Happy to do it. Where are you from?

I’m still here. I’ll watch them for you.

I hate to show my age here, but — YES.

Trust me, youths: You need to consider the long-term health of your delicate bits alongside short-term aesthetic concerns. There are reasons why routine hair removal might not be such a grand idea, reasons that always seem to be left out of these discussions.

Do what makes you…

Regarding Blake’s FG kicker question, this scenario played out in real life — albeit in a slightly more realistic fashion, and in the NCAA — back in 2008-2010. My Huskers had Alex Henery, who has been a wash in the NFL but as a college kicker was the closest thing you could get to a robot whose singular purpose was to…

Well done.

A friend of mine has a story SO GOOD about getting his ass beat by his 56-year-old father after challenging him to a fight. He was 21 and playing college basketball, so he figured he’s put his dad in his place. Wrong.

NEVER FIGHT YOUR OLD MAN, is what I’m saying.

Let me tell you, I asked myself that EVERY DAY during the two weeks I had Glow installed.

Will this app have the same bullshit “health tips,” bizarre focus on weight, terrible interface, suspicious permissions, and syncing problems as Glow? Because if so, I will stick with more streamlined apps like OvuView or Clue — which don’t demand that you weigh yourself every day, don’t feed you dubious health…

I know the Lions are coming up soon, so I’d like to officially petition for ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER to make a return appearance in Why Your Team Sucks. PLEASE. FOR THE OWNAGE.

“But in this particular Windows build, Photoshop has been hogging resources, slowing down the entire OS in a way I’ve never seen before.”

That sentence made me lean back from my screen in horror. Adobe Creative Suite programs are my bread and butter. I can see that I’m going to be delaying the upgrade install for a…

Okay, after having watched this twice:

Quite a bit of this seems to actually be from Harley’s origin story — maybe in the form of flashbacks?

- Looks like the shootout (first shown at 1:34) is in Arkham Asylum, maybe a prisoner breakout?

Even if McDonough hadn’t been perfect in his role as Quarles (and he was), his casting would have been worth it for all of the great jokes they got in at his expense. “Big stupid baby head” was a good one. My favorite was “he looks like an albino deer.”

These “Sheepdog Mamas” are an excellent example of why America needs to worry less about gun laws and focus more on the real problem — e.g., the common belief that firearms, particularly handguns, are consequence-free magic wands that make scary people go away.

Decades of movies and T.V. have convinced the American…

The group with the biggest “overlap” into the anti-vax pool is rich people who send their children to private school, not homeschoolers — who tend to be a more diverse group than you might believe. This is a wealthy people problem.

Many wealthy school districts in California have a vaccination rate as low as 30…

I know that this comment is bound to get lost in the shuffle, since it’s more than 12 hours since the announcement, but I think the most interesting development gameplay-wise is something that was not directly mentioned in the trailer. Specifically:

In fact, there was such a shortage of pilots, a group of young women flew the planes from Michigan through Alaska and into Russia, where they were then flown by Russians to the front with the Germans.

It is amazing. At this point, I don’t think anyone could argue with the notion that he is one of the best trainers, if not the best trainer, of all time. Obviously, luck has something to do with it — you really never know what you’re going to get with horses — but Baffert is clearly among the elite.

Smooth as fucking silk with a stride that brings a tear.