Bob Baffert is going to make EVERYONE kiss his ring after this.

Odin/Mr. Wednesday is the only main character that has to be white. Czernobog, Eostra, and the other European deities, too.

This is genius. Why don’t more school systems do this?

That is the best thing I’ve read today. Favorite part: “The band kept things lively.”

Good water quality is high on my “essentials for everyday living” list. I cannot for the life of me imagine why so many upwardly-mobile Americans willingly settle in areas where they have to buy drinking water.

Any time! I wear one around the house when it’s cold and I’m trying to keep the heat bill down. Also useful for making yourself feel like an old-timey lumberjack.

The red onesie is called a Union Suit; it’s essentially a type of long underwear meant to be worn under clothes when it is very cold. You can find one in any store that sells Carhart or other clothing made for heavy-duty outdoor work.

Sorry, buster, but rural Nebraska has the best-tasting tap water in the U.S.

(Goofy regional cheerleading is all I can really contribute to this discussion, because whenever this subject comes up I feel like a privileged shitheel because my tap water is delicious. Better than bottled water by a mile.)

Charlie Hunnam’s accent has been absolutely mangled by so much time spent playing Americans.

It was kind of charming to discover that Kenan is one of those guys that has a special voice that he uses to talk to his Mom.

Funny that you should mention that. In fact, the Bible is very explicit about the fact that a fetus is not a fully human being. Exodus 21:22-25 says:

This is an EXCELLENT use of this gif.

You never want to fuck with F&W.

“Crampons” is one of the world’s most potty-sounding words for a completely innocuous thing. I think it sounds like a special tampon you use when you’re cramping, which is something that OUGHT TO EXIST

You forgot to mention that Snyder, genius that he is, decided to borrow one of the only consistently mockable elements of Nolan’s Batman — the fucking Batvoice — and make it even goofier.

“I AM CYBORG BATMAN”

I am not ashamed to say that I still dress that way, and I’m on the wrong side of 30.

Abita Purple Haze is bad. It is a bad beer. This is not because it is a fruit beer; there are many varieties of fruity beer which are drinkable and even lovely in their own way. Abita Purple Haze is bad because it tastes bad and makes your body feel worse. It is like drinking rotten raspberry jam, mixed with a wine…

Okay, for all the ladies who have mentioned that they keep killing vacuum cleaners:

Get a Shopvac. Yes, even for your carpets. Cheaper than a regular vacuum, cleans better than a regular vacuum, comes with plenty of attachments for different cleaning situations including water, and INFINITELY useful around the house.…

Thank you so much for sharing this story. I hope the author shares it with her husband.

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