No shit. Is "perpetually out of breath and sweaty" this guy's gimmick?

It's an OUTSTANDING pantsuit. Not only is she really good at country music, she's actually really good at country fashion. Not everyone understands the glorious virtues of a good old-fashioned country music pantsuit.

My partner and I watched her SNL-40 performance, and we were both blown away. I was left with the impression that this is a young lady who is wasting a genuine talent for country music on things that are not that. Pop is fine, but country is obviously her calling.

I'm normally the first dingus to say tiresome shit like…

Yes. YE GODS, NO MORE TANNING, LADIES. A 26-year-old acquaintance of mine died of cancer that started on her back, and it was 100% preventable and 100% due to her tanning bed use.

My younger sister and I have the same genetics, same skin tone, the works. The only difference in our lifestyles has been her heavy tanning…

Can we please talk about what has gone wrong with Charlie Hunnam's accent? WHAT HAS GONE WRONG WITH CHARLIE HUNNAM'S ACCENT

THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.

Can I just say that you're the best? You're the best.

The tags for this article are impeccable.

That this is a Poe's Law post.

Guys. Why is anyone arguing with this bro? His comments stand for themselves — i.e., the type of person who would have this reaction to Jia's article has the mental prowess to deduce that an entire establishment is a "hole institution," and that when you break one egg in a dozen, what you have left is 12 eggs.

THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS TOPIC

GOMEZ! Dear god. Never has their been a man before or since that could do such things with his eyes.

Like a screen door in a hurricane, would bang.

YYYESSSSS

Yes. I think some people are just cryers (criers?) by nature, which I swear is a hormone balance thing. I cry over really weird shit, like how cute my cats are and how much I love certain songs. I don't cry when I'm angry or sad. Only when I'm generally overwhelmed with emotions.

I think Kristen Bell explained this…

However, I don't feel right calling myself a feminist. This is not because I think the term emasculates me, or brings with it some kind of negative connotation; very much the opposite. I like the word, and I generally like the people who use it to self-identify. However, I somehow don't feel like I have the right to…

What a fucking turd. I'm a lifelong Husker fan, and it's been hard to watch this guy coach the team for the last few years. He's obviously got issues, and this is the best possible example of it. This "Us vs. Them" bunker mentality is not how you lead young people.

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The woman in question needs to open a Kickstarter. Personally, I'd be happy to contribute financially to the cause of hiring the very best, most vicious, junkyard-doggiest lawyer possible to run this guy through the gauntlet.

Stuff like this gives me a little hope for what professional athletes and other famous people can truly accomplish. I sincerely believe that John Wall and other guys like him understand what a unique opportunity they have to reach into others' lives and make them better, even for a short time.

And fuck Colin Cowherd.

Oh, no doubt that she never took off like she should have, and absolutely no doubt that it was because she presented as butch. (Same with MC Lyte, who I think was openly bisexual?)