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I was OBSESSED with Da Brat when I was a early teen. I loved her as a rapper and I loved the way she dressed. In retrospect, I realize that she was one of very few visible women who made little Dick Jokes feel like it was okay and even sexy to be butch.

Harold? Harold, is that you?

"Guys in North Dakota are sporting this look now."

Um, NOW? Try forever. Clearly, you're not from the Great Plains region, where this look has been and will forever be in fashion.

NEW GRACE JONES SONG?!?!?!?!?

I don't even watch this show and I'm on team Uncle Poodle. Get those kids out, and into the home of someone who loves them.

I like the guy from 0:22-27 who falls and then pops back up right in front of the camera, as if to say "I'm okay!"

Most of them haven't actually opened that one, either. They might know a few quotes, but that doesn't mean much.

Firearms are a poor choice of weapon in close-range combat. This is especially true for women. A woman in danger is most likely being assaulted by someone larger and familiar to her; both of those factors significantly increase the chance that she'll have the gun taken from her by her assailant before she can use it

This is the best story.

This is great.

STOP CENSORING ME!!!

Dear god, another one. No, censorship is NOT the same thing as being told to shut up. Censorship is the active suppression of speech. Being told to mind your own business about someone else's birth choices is not "censorship."

You do realize that your logic is completely reductive, right? By your argument, you're

I don't think you understand what "censorship" is.

YES. There was a period of time when I dressed very androgynously, thinking it would make me safer on the street. NOPE. The harassers I encountered just became more vicious, and also more physical.

I'm a white woman in her early 30s, and I recently had a first-time experience — a random dude came up to me in the bar and ran his hands through my hair. I've heard and read, so many times, that hair-touching is a frequent occurrence for women of color and thought I grasped why it was such an issue. But, when it

Holy smokes. I almost forgot about Garth's shirts. Oh, Garth.

THE JUDDS. Man, the Judds. The Grand Duchesses of country music fashion. (The queen of course is Dolly.)

Demonstrating yet again that feminism is not compatible with capitalism.

"Is it ever acceptable for two people to sit on the same side with each other in a booth or similar table setting?"

Have you never been in the cantina/bar area of a restaurant, sir? WE BOTH NEED TO SEE THE TV, THE FUCKING GAME IS ON.