Sorry, folks, but this is the good old Fake Geek Girl argument all over again, only with nice feministy language and added concern trolling. Every discussion I've seen on this topic — and I do mean every — is undeniably heteronormative and utterly retrograde in its language about women's motivations and how they exist…

I feel like this is an excellent opportunity for me to post one of my favorite things I have ever found on the Internet.

I'm pretty phobic about parasites, and one of the worst things I've ever experienced was in 9th grade — when I had to spend a full semester of history class sitting behind a girl with untreated lice. I've never been waterboarded, but I'm still 100% sure it's not as bad as watching helplessly as bugs climbed around on…

Never be ashamed to love Billy Idol.

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I'm having a pretty hard time keeping it together over Sherlock the guinea pig. DOES HE SOLVE TINY CRIMES?!

All hail our new queen, Vulvatron! Long may she reign!

"From that day at the doctor's office to my twenties, ED was a kind of pop culture. I read the books, watched the Lifetime movies (one very good one starred Tracey Gold from Growing Pains), and while most carried a warning, I treated them all like a makeover episode of a daytime talk show and went nuts for The Big…

My Mom suffers from disordered eating and body image issues. (I use the present tense because, while Mom has gotten better, eating disorders are a lot like alcoholism or drug addiction — you're never not disordered, you're just in recovery.) At various times during my childhood Mom was actively anorexic and/or…

The other half is getting young "journalists" to understand AP style, which Ms. Hagerty seems to grasp quite well — hence her freedom from the Oxford comma.

Jesus H. Christ. Not this shit again.

Not only did these idiots get Nebraska confused with Kansas (oh hell no), but they've joined the pack of shitlords who have slandered one of the Husker State's most beloved food staples with the vile epithet "handheld meat pie," which sounds like a 80's-style slang term for a…

"An architect who seven years ago suddenly and mysteriously lost the ability to read and write, ... Only recently did he find an explanation. While casually repeating his story during a fitting, a customer burst out a possible diagnosis, "Daniel, you've got Lyme disease."

The best part is the two little cheerleaders who, by the end, are visibly cheering on the downfall of their football-playing brethren.

Don't forget ketchup. Have you ever tried rat without ketchup?

You are the best mom.

Back in GWAR's alad days, they had a part-time female singer and performer called Slymenstra Hymen. Fierce lady singers are not exactly a new thing for GWAR.

I'm assuming that this is MAJOR cities, because here in rural Nebraska I get a full 1Mb/s, up and down, for $120. That's confirmed, actual speed — not just what's advertised. It's no Google Fiber, but it is a completely independent, regional (and awesome) mom-and-pop style company.

Yep. This is what speaking truth to power sounds like. Raw and real, and the first time in a very long while that I've been pleasantly shocked by something a sports commentator said.

I also really enjoyed Kingdom of Fear, his last book and the only new HST collection to be released after 9-11. On the list of books that I genuinely treasure and am thankful to own, Kingdom is very high.

More of this, please. I would have loved to see coverage on Deadspin or Fittish of Barshim and Bondarenko's incredible shootouts (pun not intended) this summer. High jump is an amazing sport and it's going through a genuine renaissance right now. Barshim and Bondarenko are in a race to beat the world record; both are…