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I've been researching this issue, because I'm pretty dependent on Google Voice — I use it as my business line. I'm stressing out about it, because it's not clear if my precious, precious Google Voice NUMBER is going away. Am I going to have to "change" my business number?

Can't believe I'm the first person to point this out!

Thanks! Both for the bump and the clarification about antibacterial soaps.

Personal anecdote: I used to be a competitive swimmer. Yeast infections and other "down-there" issues are common among people who spend a lot of time in chlorinated water, because of the effect it has on genital flora. I can't imagine that

I'm not sure if this will make it out of the greys, but it's worth mentioning that bleach and strong anti-bacterial chemicals could potentially have a negative effect on your skin flora, which in turn could contribute to bad smells or even yeast infections. Most experts discourage the use of strong antibacterial soaps

Most of the Internet is composed of A) kids barely pushing 20 and B) aging upper class Gen-Xers who only like Very Serious movies set in New York. That's pretty much it. Rodriguez was successfully combining his fun, B-movie sensibility with an elegant visual style and skillful use of color about 10 years before that

"considering how lousy his co-director Robert Rodriguez's movies usually look"

Look, guy, we get it. If it's not about middle-class white people's problems, set in an impossibly twee version of New York and/or directed by somebody with the last names Anderson or Allen, you're not gonna like it. But the sentence quoted

It looks like the high point of his career thus far has been entrapping speeders:

Agreed. After I read that, I had to put my head between my knees and take deep breaths. Almost puked on my own desk. THE HORROR.

I'm legitimately trying not to puke over that line.

During my time as a server, Ranch Abuse (that's a perfect term) caused me to develop a full-on phobia of the stuff. I once watched someone pour four or five ramekins of ranch on a perfectly good spaghetti dish and eat it. Inside my head, I was screaming so loudly.

You know what? This is my secret too. I'd rather die (LITERALLY) than let my mother, whose father died in part because of his smoking habit, know that I ever smoked a cigarette, much less that I had a pack-a-day habit for years.

TELL HER. Like laureltreedaphne, I have also been the fiancee in that scenario, and the fallout was life-ruining for me. People don't really change. He's going to do this again, and again, and she deserves to know what's happening.

Yikes. Go west, young man.

LOL. Where in the Midwest? It's a big place.

My go-to move was always the reverse headbutt, and then the LOUD, LOUD SHAMING.

OH MAN this video brought up memories.

I always enjoy a secret chuckle whenever I read stories like these and/or watch people rehash the East vs. West Coast burger chain argument. Little do you all know, unless you live in the Plains States, that you are missing out on the great hidden regional fast-food mecca. Runza, Taco Johns, D'Leons, Nick's Gyros,

Yes. Yes it does. Have you ever met a grade-schooler? Are you aware that children don't eat as much as adults?

I wear a 34E, and I've had some good luck with cheapo department store sports bras with ruching (?) in the middle (to keep the girls separated). Now, I would NEVER wear these for actual sports (or even out of the house) but they are a good option for casual wear, to give your ribs a break from underwires. (Rib pain is

"Women with small breasts might not be super aware of the kind of incredible shame that chesty women are made to feel about their bodies, and the fact that statements like "my boobs are huge and awesome and I love them" are really acts of reclaiming one's own body. It's not about denigrating small breasts."