I would just like to tell you, wallflower, that your icon is excellent.

I had the Bart book and the Dr. Katz book. Both were not bad.

cupcakes
I saw A Clockwork Orange long after I had seen the Simpsons episode, so when I saw the guy reach up for the pair of breasts I cracked up with realization.

noodle twirling
I bet they tried hard to edit out all the awkward struggles with eating those noodles, but I was entertained by Wurster at 4:24.

Emma Roberts
…star of Emma Roberts films.

Shucks
I was hoping TMNT would be written by Justin Theroux.

I was in the 4th grade (like Bart!) when the Simpsons started. I remember seeing a promo for the show before it started wherein (I don't think I imagined this) Homer pulls into the driveway and the rest of the family is hanging out on the lawn. I remember thinking, "Who are these bug-eyed weirdos?" Obviously, the…

I loved Monchichis as a kid
Because I loved the toy Monchhichi I had when I was four. (I guess the commercial tie-in worked.) I prefer to hold on to my warm fuzzy feelings about Monchhichis, untainted by adults notions of quality. I shan't be buying this DVD.

I remember thinking in 1991 (when I was 12) that "Top of the Heap" was even more crass and unsophisticated than "Married with Children."

1979 here.

I would watch another Michael Palin travel series if Sarah Palin was his guide to Alaska.

I always thought it sounded kind of behind the times for a late-90s song. It sounded more like something from 1990-1 somehow. I never liked the song, but it didn't sound like anything else on the radio at the time.

"Privileged Little Artiste Writing Something Oh-So-Precious Into His Moleskine Notebook"
http://www.theonion.com/con…

One of these fucking Power Team rallies came to our local PUBLIC school. They obviously couldn't make any Jesus references during the school appearance, but they were like, "Kids, if you want to see the REAL show, come to the local E-Free church tonight!" It pissed me off. Coincidentally, the principal of the school…

Weird
I heard all these songs a million times except for "Hey Leonardo", which I've never heard of.

lookalike
Olivia Williams is a doppelganger a friend of mine from college. My friend does not agree, but she is excessively modest.

This
sounds like a Trent L. Strauss movie.

bad memories
I was compelled to watch this (along with The Matrix and the Thirteenth Floor [which is terrible]) in art school by a professor who wanted to spend the whole semester talking about "the real" versus simulacra/simulation. We also had to buy all these Baudrillard books that none of us read, including the…

It's not a conundrum to any true FOT. DVR it.

advice of a computer
So what was the name of the episode where people die because they didn't take a computer's advice?