Orange is the new Black

Ajreed.

Needs more Mike Meyers

I feel seen.

This is perfect. I don’t believe in juvenile harsh sentencing. But this was thought out and it seems he had no exacerbating mental illness. As some one that was also almost killed for just being pregnant and still worries about it with a kid fuck him. Not knowing to protect yourself is a kid problem otherwise no…

“This is not the Serenity you’re looking for”

Where did you get this? The Mexican-Americans I know prefer Hispanic because Latino has a reputation be being used for Caribbean and Central American peoples. The proper word for people of Mexican heritage, of course, is Chicano. But given a choice between Latino and Hispanic, my people in the Four Corner states and…

I really don’t mean to keep flitting from comment to comment offering “upgrades” to other people’s techniques, but I’m probably older than most of the folks here, so I’ve had more time to finesse this stuff. A slightly less intellectually dishonest way to accomplish the same thing is to nod earnestly and say “I…

I feel like there has to be some sort of commercial grade acid that might not destroy them, but significantly fuck them up. Just toss it on and walk away type thing. 

The super hack:

The beautiful thing about language evolving is that ‘proper’ grammar doesn’t really matter all that much if you’re understood by the masses. The house example is perfect, since “The house comprises seven rooms” sounds stupid and virtually no one speaks like that any more. So is it really correct?

My fave is "ensorcelled." I very rarely get to use it.

lol I animated that

Wow this was a completely unnecessary article. Not everything has to be hated on. He seems pleasant. People are excited by a pleasant person. Why the handwringing? 

You try that around here, young man, and we’ll slit your face.

The Lisa Frank Murders

God knows I’ve tried. Many times. But there are so many side stories, forks, bends, reboots etc. It is pretty impossible to follow. I gave up.

Isn’t this the plot to every video game? Like... keep trying til you get it right? What I’m saying is Dark Souls is the Groundhog’s Day of video games.