I’m just going to bypass all the easy jokes. 

You did the grinding BEFORE the dungeon. Once you got the open map again, you go to the Zeboim ruins and look for Joe in there.

You can buy ridiculous stuff there... and if you won a fight against a self-destructing boss, you get an item that makes rare drops a 100% drop rate. Then you go to a small island near a…

I always scroll past the tweets. I always hated the sound of trumps voice, but now I can’t even read his repulsive words. The man is toxic.

Let’s find out.
ah—-one.
Two!!!!
Three.

Three.

Personally, I prefer a muff to a scarf.

“It’s hard to argue that Taylor Swift’s Democratic endorsement is anything other than a net positive.”

I only read the intro and bullet points of Barf Bag and I scroll so fast past the tweets — does anybody else do that? 

How to get sober in three easy steps:

Oh man, I thought that Devil pictured above was Tim Curry in ‘Legend’. Such a damn good movie that is NEVER on streaming.

Look, just give us all of the Monty Python catalog in the US already, they have had it in other countries since April!

Oh for fuck’s sake. The whole politically correct casting thing is reaching epic levels of bullshit and idiocy. Disprespectful? It’s called acting. The whole point of acting and playing a character is to portray someone else. Pretty soon the diversity nazis will start demanding that actors playing a role have the…

Agreed.  I grew up and live in Southern CA and ordered from them only once in high school.  The fries were limp, greasy shit sticks and the hamburgers were nothing special.  I really don’t see the attraction to wiggly, greasy food unless you have a mad hangover.

Choosey dlasdlem does not choose Jif. Got it.

The episode of Mythbusters we never got.

Yeah, it has a footnote in the official brief that “Defendant’s appellate briefs also raised claims of evidentiary error, instructional error, prosecutorial misconduct, and cumulative error. However, after briefing in the case was complete, he withdrew those claims of error because, ‘if successful, [they]…

Man. My girlfriend swears by MASH, but I can’t get over my childhood biases that see it as nothing more than “that thing that comes on to tell me my cartoons are over.”

You are painfully stupid and need to find a dictionary.

Believe it or not minorities can be racist too.