What I hate are burger towers. You know, the kind where the party is more like a small meat loaf (cooked medium rare if you’re lucky), there’s way too much bread, and kebab skewers are required to hold the thing together.

Am I the only person who struggles with cultural appropriation uproar? I thought different cultures mixing and borrowing from each other was the point of living in a diverse society. Is it reasonable to assume that people of different cultures living together would wall off the ability of their culture being used by…

Funny, I was thinking ruined beer. Well, except for the High Life and Oberon, can't really ruin something already ruined.

There puttin girl cups in mah video games

without resorting to gendered slurs

It might be an awkward thing to say, but is not being attracted to an ethnicity really racism? Do we get to decide who we’re attracted to?

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

This. It strikes me as odd that they’d just put it in the vault, instead of trying out a few easy fixes. Smoke trails, less maneuverability, fuzzy vision when not in direct line of sight...all pretty easy to think of.

Yeah my thought was to make it easier to shoot down.

He’s actually very tall, like 6'5". I saw him and Walter Day at the MGC, and it was like watching a wrestler and his manager walk into the squared circle.

I’ll be first to buy a paper ticket for My Beautiful Luddite

It was a mixed success. They weren’t able to save the head, but I hear the ass is going to pull through. #ThoughtsAndDerrieres

Maybe Netflix will stop this once Kotaku and all other Kinja websites stop auto playing random video contents, such as Kotaku’s “Recent Video” segment, on the main website or embedded in the articles.

A hot dog is definitely a sandwich. You have to go back to what its namesake, the Earl of Sandwich, meant for it to achieve and that is to be a neat, portable way to get bread and meat together so he could be fed without having to leave the gambling tables or causing a mess. A hotdog does that perfectly.

I’m here for the “blow on the inside” jokes.

Contrary to your belief, writing fact in front of your statement does not mean it’s a fact.

Please fuck off with your gun nut arguments.

Fact: They didn’t have access to a semi and were still able to massacre a bunch of people.

This kid has made me root for Walmart... Fuck him in his ear.

WELL HE CAN JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY.