So when I’m getting down to my N.W.A. or Wu-Tang, which I’ve been listening to and singing along with for 20 damn years, you’re saying I can’t say the word that they say in the song? That’s ridiculous. It’s a song.

Shoulda called the spider whisperer

Wait, I think I get it. Calling yourself trash is how men deal with the fact that they actually like patriarchy and misogyny because it benefits them. So they show shame and that covers up for the fact that they still want dominance. If you say “I’m trash” and do a little performative feminism, you can avoid changing…

If I understand right, he’s claiming that God touched that girl in an act of immaculate molestation.

Thank god people of color can’t be racist, or this would have been embarrassing.

Well, maybe if you got your joke right without his help..

This is the ninja certification test that I can never pass:

Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

Yeah, one of them is. http://jisho.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&keyword=snot

The letter is an acrostic which spells out “RESIST”

Reproach...
Elevating...
Speaking...
Ignoring
Supremacy...
Thank You...

I think any public playing of the Rednecks version of Cotton Eyed Joe should be banned. That’s a bullshit song from a bullshit band out of Sweden or somewhere in Scandihoovia. But in Texas you hear the Ricky Scaggs version (for lack of a better source) of CEJ everywhere, followed IMMEDIATELY by a dance hall…

Why would he?

This is THE only reason I collect open NES games with as near perfect boxes as I can find. If I had a way to xray (cheaply) the boxes, I’d be buying them shrink wrapped.

I know you are only kidding, but I still thought about this. I mean, I am sure before spending $40K on something you have the contents checked somehow. X-ray, maybe? Although that might damage the game. Then I thought about how that really doesn’t matter. You’re not spending that kind of money on this to open it.…

Just blow on it it will work.

Personally I’m tired of people attacking interracial relationships. I hated when Jill Scott did it several years ago and I hate it now. Because underneath the rant about interracial relationships is the hatred of biracial people. We get it, you don’t think we should exist.

as someone who has worked in retail management for some years now: i would tell you that this cashier was doing her job correctly. you keep your cash drawer clean and neat so there’s no mistakes when giving out change. if that extra 15 seconds taken to straighten out the money you just handed to my employee in a…

A thing I don’t like as a customer: