It really depends on the store. Some stores have really fast card readers. For the store I work at, the cash register and the card reader aren’t connected. So when a person uses their card, first I have to type out the amount, then they swipe/chip/tap. If they swipe before I’m done typing, the machine goes on the…

Yeah... I don’t think people realize that registers have segmented compartments that make it far easier to make change than digging blindly through a bag of nickels for their one penny.

I loathed the folks that would throw or shove their method of payment at me. One guy threw his card and it bounced off the counter to the side of the register.

This take is so hot I am currently cooking two eggs on it.

Short answer: No.

Almost! He was tipped off but not by Trudeau.

The best part of that handshake today was when Macron totally pulled back and then slapped Donnie’s arm at the end. So fantastic I wanted to be French.

this needs to be at the top, god dammit

Ben Carson called poverty a “state of mind” in an interview. “You take somebody that has the right mindset, you can take everything from them and put them on the street, and I guarantee in a little while they’ll be right back up there,” he said.

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

He’ll never be the head of a major corporation.

I waffled on posting about Steven, but though that show can get rather heavy for something directed at kids, it’s just such an amazing show and generally helps me feel a bit more positive about the world. I also adore the music and will even just listen to Aivi and Surasshu’s Soundcloud playlist to cheer myself up…

Possum on the half-shell!

The actor is survived by his family and Bill Pullman.

fuck, that made me laugh so hard that I woke my wife and pissed her off.

DYING.

Ohhhhh my God, that’s funny.