I used a cost-effective and labor-free technique called “neglect.”

Within a couple seasons my old lawn was completely replaced by native grasses and other ground cover that require zero maintenance. I know because I provide zero maintenance (besides the occasional mowing, because ticks and snakes and such), and it’s…

I’m okay with this.

Damn, I thought this was going to be streaming somewhere. Like on HBOMax. Oh, well. At least I can catch up on the series there before I decide whether or not to buy the first physical media movie I’ve purchased in like the last five years.

Now that they can open doors, there’s nowhere to run. Best not antagonize it.

Wow. Jewel. I don’t remember the last time I thought of her.

They’re upset about Budweiser and Target and Chick-fil-a and Pet Smart, they are going to blow a gasket once Pride Month is in full swing.

Okay, basically nothing I care about, except maybe Little Demon. I mean, I watched it, and generally remember it being okay. I hadn’t even heard of it being officially cancelled yet.

I’m not broken up about Willow. It wasn’t as good as it should have been.

Do you want to be haunted by the angry ghost of David Prowse?  Because that’s how you get haunted by the angry ghost of David Prowse.

My Roku just told me to update the HBOMax app. Select it, hit * on the controller, update. That’s all I had to do.

I had no real difficulties. I only had to manually update the HBOMax app on a couple of our Roku devices, only had to re-login on one of them, download and install the new app on my phone, delete the old one. On my PC where I have my streaming sites permanently pinned in Chrome, it redirected me to the Max site.…

There was that brief shot of a photo of him winning a prize at science camp or something when Archer went to get help from Trinette in season 13

So, last chance to finally reveal who Archer’s father is, and also possibly introduce Bub.

He insisted the indictment be amended to include being the true identity of D.B. Cooper, kidnapping the Lindbergh baby, and shooting J.R. Ewing and the sheriff (but not the deputy.)

God, for a few dreadful minutes I thought this article was going to say that having a gmail address made you look out of date. 

Can the FDA not just immediately re-approve the drug? Especially since it has seen twenty years’ worth of complication-free use?

When my nephew was younger he was in a kid’s theater group, and one season they did The Little Mermaid. Being the dutiful uncle that I am, I of course attended one of the showings. Besides some necessary alterations due to the medium (kids’ theater), one change I noted was in the finale, Ariel actually had an active…

♫ She don’t say a word, ♪
♪ And she won’t say a word ♫
♫ Until you present her with a form requesting intimate contact up to and including hand-holding and osculation and said form is signed by her and notarized♪
♫And then you...kiss the girl!♪

I came to express this sentiment, and did, but you did it so much better.

No. Donald Trump convicted. Those are the most beautiful words. But it’s a start.