Not to be confused with “Deth-Tok,” the unproduced episode of Metalocalypse where Murderface becomes a social media influencer and causes considerable controversy with the #ratpoisonchallenge.

More popular opinion, I’d much rather he just die on the toilet tonight. And have photos leak out.

I got rid of plantar warts with duct tape, after various OTC remedies failed. It kills layers of skin until one day you pull off the tape and the warts come up with it. After that my skin kept peeling for a couple weeks after that, so my foot was a little tender, but it worked.

I found What Happened To Monday to be kinda depressing. It didn’t go in the direction I expected.

Wow. For some reason I thought Sleepless in Seattle was way before Jurassic Park.

Quiet, you.

“That’s good. Unless, of course, somebody releases a report saying you only need ten minutes of exercise a day. Then you’re in trouble, huh?”

Susan B Anthonys, Sacajawea dollars, any of the others that are a dollar. I’m not sure what her position is on fifty-cent pieces.

My mom collects $2 bills. Not because she thinks they’ll increase in value, but because she thinks they’re neat. She also hoards dollar coins.

If you live in Texas: My H-E-B.

Seeing as she has the brain of a common tit, I’m betting she was just attacking her own reflection in the ladies’ room mirror.

I know this is way besides the point, but I just have to ask: Who puts cilantro on a burger, like by default, to where you have to ask for it to be left off?

Carmen Sandiego reminded me of those Erin E-Surance commercials, but in a good way. Decent plot arcs and character development. Didn’t care for the ham-fisted way they shoehorned the educational stuff into every episode though. Basically just dumped it all at once, rattling off a list of facts everywhere they went.

Our house actually has the fireplace connected to the HVAC system somehow where we can pipe the heat from it to the rest of the house, so it’s not just coming from the hearth. Actually works pretty well, but it makes the air really dry. Being in Texas, we don’t have much occasion to use it.

So, you’d like to borrow my car to go on a CAMPING TRIP out of state? Sure! Go right ahead! Do you need to borrow any money for this CAMPING TRIP? Maybe for gas? Snacks? CAMPGROUND rental? I’d be happy to lend you some money. For your CAMPING TRIP.

Indistinguishable. Not un. Sorry, I don't usually so this that was really hurting me.

Okay, I want to know what Vegas is saying right now. How many more votes and the odds of each one being the final one, odds of McCarthy actually winning, the odds of the Dems teaming up with the holdouts to elect some other Republican, or what the odds are of some of the holdouts jumping over to the Dems’ side and…

Don’t know if it’s canon or not, but I think the Childs/MacReady question from The Thing was answered in the PS2 game that takes place afterwards. No spoilers, you all know how to use Wikipedia.

Never mind whether Jack could have lived. He didn’t. What I want to know is why, after a whole lifetime lived afterwards, when Rose dies at the end, instead of meeting the man she eventually fell in love with, married, had children with, had and held, for richer or poorer, in sickness and health, for who knows how…

Keep an eye on the average Republican voter. If the smoke that gets blown up their ass is black, it means that the vote has failed again. But if the smoke is white, it means that a new Republican Speaker has been elected!