So, last chance to finally reveal who Archer’s father is, and also possibly introduce Bub.

He insisted the indictment be amended to include being the true identity of D.B. Cooper, kidnapping the Lindbergh baby, and shooting J.R. Ewing and the sheriff (but not the deputy.)

God, for a few dreadful minutes I thought this article was going to say that having a gmail address made you look out of date. 

I’m digging the colored-pencil-style backgrounds.

The mouse finally roared.

What’s goin’ on?

Do you want giant mutant rampaging lizard mummies, scientists? Because that’s how you get giant mutant rampaging lizard mummies!

Anyone else think it sounds odd for a company to shut down a division because it only made a profit of $145.69 million? “Let’s stop doing this, we only made $145.69 million doing it last year.”

Like people who don’t bother to pick up pennies because it’s not worth their time.

Qwikster was stillborn. 

WAITRESS: ...And do you want fries or onion rings with that?

VINCENT D’ONOFRIO’S KINGPIN: *inhales breathily*

KINGPIN’S HENCHMEN: *wince visibly*

The same guys who renamed Pennyworth moved to Peacock, it seems. 

Yeah, that’s nice and all, but I’d rather still have Inside Job.

Can the FDA not just immediately re-approve the drug? Especially since it has seen twenty years’ worth of complication-free use?

When my nephew was younger he was in a kid’s theater group, and one season they did The Little Mermaid. Being the dutiful uncle that I am, I of course attended one of the showings. Besides some necessary alterations due to the medium (kids’ theater), one change I noted was in the finale, Ariel actually had an active…

♫ She don’t say a word, ♪
♪ And she won’t say a word ♫
♫ Until you present her with a form requesting intimate contact up to and including hand-holding and osculation and said form is signed by her and notarized♪
♫And then you...kiss the girl!♪

1) Stilt Coyote

I came to express this sentiment, and did, but you did it so much better.

No. Donald Trump convicted. Those are the most beautiful words. But it’s a start.

Middle managers pushing to end work-from-home because unchanged and even increased productivity without their constant oversight of employees makes it difficult to justify their own employment:

Not to be confused with “Deth-Tok,” the unproduced episode of Metalocalypse where Murderface becomes a social media influencer and causes considerable controversy with the #ratpoisonchallenge.