The Abominable Snowman made me lol.

More popular opinion, I’d much rather he just die on the toilet tonight. And have photos leak out.

When did Dracula move to Neuschwanstein Castle in Germany?

800 new Adam Sandler movies!

Nothing from the Texas Hill Country?

I got rid of plantar warts with duct tape, after various OTC remedies failed. It kills layers of skin until one day you pull off the tape and the warts come up with it. After that my skin kept peeling for a couple weeks after that, so my foot was a little tender, but it worked.

I found What Happened To Monday to be kinda depressing. It didn’t go in the direction I expected.

Wow. For some reason I thought Sleepless in Seattle was way before Jurassic Park.

Quiet, you.

Did the US Nuclear program finally upgrade to Zip Drives?

Splinter has a mullet?

Jesus. How hard is it to find a suitable crossroads to bury someone face-down at?

“That’s good. Unless, of course, somebody releases a report saying you only need ten minutes of exercise a day. Then you’re in trouble, huh?”

Susan B Anthonys, Sacajawea dollars, any of the others that are a dollar. I’m not sure what her position is on fifty-cent pieces.

My mom collects $2 bills. Not because she thinks they’ll increase in value, but because she thinks they’re neat. She also hoards dollar coins.

If you live in Texas: My H-E-B.

Seeing as she has the brain of a common tit, I’m betting she was just attacking her own reflection in the ladies’ room mirror.

I know this is way besides the point, but I just have to ask: Who puts cilantro on a burger, like by default, to where you have to ask for it to be left off?

Carmen Sandiego reminded me of those Erin E-Surance commercials, but in a good way. Decent plot arcs and character development. Didn’t care for the ham-fisted way they shoehorned the educational stuff into every episode though. Basically just dumped it all at once, rattling off a list of facts everywhere they went.

Our house actually has the fireplace connected to the HVAC system somehow where we can pipe the heat from it to the rest of the house, so it’s not just coming from the hearth. Actually works pretty well, but it makes the air really dry. Being in Texas, we don’t have much occasion to use it.