There should be some sort of laws against this sort of thing. Saying something publicly as a news media representative that privately you believe to be false should be considered some kind of fraud. 

Came here to say that. Stay tuned, boppers. Stay tuned.

That’s about how old I was. My mom and I had seen a trailer for it on some other VHS, and thought it looked funny (duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh SALSA SHARK!) so we rented it when it came out. Needless to say we were very surprised in very short order. Did not expect it to be that raunchy. But she let me finish…

It always bugged the shit out of me how they took Jack, a definite tomboy (at the very least), and then femmed her all up in The Chronicles of Riddick and gave her a girly name like Kyra and made her a romantic interest.

So, you’d like to borrow my car to go on a CAMPING TRIP out of state? Sure! Go right ahead! Do you need to borrow any money for this CAMPING TRIP? Maybe for gas? Snacks? CAMPGROUND rental? I’d be happy to lend you some money. For your CAMPING TRIP.

If I made one of these chatbots, I’d call it MMT, for “Million Monkeys Typing.”

You left out all the various iterations of the Budweiser Clydesdale commercials. 

Adult Swim, Hulu, and Squanch Games heard about the allegations and his past behavior and thought:

The new Peacock show Poker Face, however, takes that inspiration and evolves it. Each story, confined to its own episode, shows you who committed the crime in the very first scene. The mystery then becomes not “whodunit,” but much, much more.

Indistinguishable. Not un. Sorry, I don't usually so this that was really hurting me.

Okay, I want to know what Vegas is saying right now. How many more votes and the odds of each one being the final one, odds of McCarthy actually winning, the odds of the Dems teaming up with the holdouts to elect some other Republican, or what the odds are of some of the holdouts jumping over to the Dems’ side and…

Don’t know if it’s canon or not, but I think the Childs/MacReady question from The Thing was answered in the PS2 game that takes place afterwards. No spoilers, you all know how to use Wikipedia.

Never mind whether Jack could have lived. He didn’t. What I want to know is why, after a whole lifetime lived afterwards, when Rose dies at the end, instead of meeting the man she eventually fell in love with, married, had children with, had and held, for richer or poorer, in sickness and health, for who knows how…

Keep an eye on the average Republican voter. If the smoke that gets blown up their ass is black, it means that the vote has failed again. But if the smoke is white, it means that a new Republican Speaker has been elected!

I bet it pushes up your daisies a treat.

Winds of Winter or GTFO. No one wants to hear anything else from you.

How decent Cyberpunk 2077 became. By the time I had the hardware to play it, most of the kinks from the release had been worked out. After I watched Cyberpunk: Edgerunners I got the urge to play it again (I had gotten sidetracked by other games before I finished) and I found the game was even better, especially since…

I wasn’t that impressed with Wendell and Wild. It was just kinda “eh” for me.

I remember the trailers for Bridge to Terabithia making it look like a LotR/Narnia-type movie. I never saw it, but I had read the book, so I know what a lot of unwary children and their parents were walking into.