She was the biggest non-entity of a FLOTUS ever to set foot in the White House. Her biggest impact was her ghastly Christmas designs and fucking up the Rose Garden. They had to desperately grope around for something for her to stand for, and you have to admire the twisted sense of humor of whatever aide decided it…

If there are other cars behind you in the parking lane, you are only allowed to wait for a space to become free if the current occupants are actively getting in their car and are actually about to leave. If they’re still in the process of loading their groceries into their car or are buckling their kids in and still…

The what that what have what?!

1) “Went tits up”
2) “Playing Hide the Salami”
3) “Going to see a man about a horse”
4) “Alternate facts”
5) “Has a great personality”
6) “Riding the crimson wave”
7) “Manufacturing a tricycle engine”
8) “Takes the short bus to school”

For a video game to actually maintain its value, or even increase in value, it has to be:
1) An actual good game, usually. Not a lot of market for bad games, unless maybe it’s a very RARE bad game.

2) At least 1-2 generations old. If it’s still readily available from retailers new, your used copy isn’t going to be worth…

Netflix:

I call bullshit on Morpheus having normal eyes.

Two rules for driving by parking lots leading up to an intersection with a traffic light:
1) Don’t block the entrance/exit of a parking lot when you get stopped by the traffic light. This allows any cross traffic exiting the lot to access their desired lane.

2) When the light turns green, allow one (1) car that wants to…

However, if your squad mate isn’t pulling his weight, is constantly fucking up and getting the rest of the squad in trouble, a bar of soap is what you need as it wraps up in a towel much more nicely than a bottle of shower gel.

I’d be interested in seeing how they do a Goonies sequel. Would it still center around the original cast? Or their characters’ kids? Would the surviving members of the Fratelli family make an appearance? How would a movie from the era where kids could go haring off unsupervised all over the countryside to a time when…

I saw this in theaters when I was six, and loved it.

The sequel novels, not so much. Let’s hope they’re not pulling material from those. It doesn’t look like it, from what I remember of them. This looks pretty cool, and I am cautiously optimistic about it.

“Sick son of a bitch” is standing up at press conference for yet another mass shooting, offering the same bullshit empty platitudes as you have before, and then going off to speak at the NRA’s national conference. That’s pretty fucked up.

TLDR; Basically any sci-fi movie where “the distant future” is anytime between the year 2000 and now.

I thought they made an improvement to CG Luke in The Book of Boba Fett, aka The Mandalorian Season 2.5, but yeah, it’s definitely time to move on. Even if it takes place during the same era, there are so many characters and stories they can explore. The fact that I’ve enjoyed these side-character series more than the…

This movie had better not resurrect the 3D craze again.

Watching the movie. I noticed it. Because I think the avatars have a bit of human DNA spliced in to make them compatible with the mind link or some kind of sci-fi phlebotinum.

Na’vi holding weapons (but are they actual Na’vi or humans in Na’vi avatars?

Maybe it’s a mechanism that makes your ears as clean as the need to be. But it certainly doesn’t make them as clean as I want them to be.

I’d rather have a Puppers or a Gus n’ Bru from Letterkenny.

I know there’s a brewery in Canada that makes Puppers, but you can’t import it.

I watched it so you don’t have to:

1) Being cold doesn’t make you catch cold, nor does going out with wet hair, but being cold has been linked to weakening you immune system and making you more susceptible to illness

2) There’s not scientific backing for the “Five Second Rule”, but you’re still probably okay if your…