Bright should have been a series, even if it meant (or even especially if it meant) using less prominent stars. They just tried to cram too much lore and world-building into two hours, it would have been much better stretched over several episodes.

Walmart has never been the go-to place for groceries, just the “while I’m here, I might as well grab...” place for groceries.

Because I’m in Texas, and in Texas, HEB rules supreme.

I have enough trouble with trying to middle-click a link without it accidentally turning the cursor into that scrolling thing no one uses instead of opening the link in a new tab. I’m not sure I’m ready to add mouse movements to the mix.

Just a reminder that every time I see his name I initially read it as Chris Chinballs.

I just started playing around with ReelGood.com and its app. It seems to do a lot of what this does. Also lets you track TV shows and the episodes you still have to watch. It lets you create a list of movies that aren’t even on any of your services so they show up if or when they are available. And I assume Plex must…

Don’t know why I never got this on Blu-Ray or DVD. I think it was because for a while you could only get the two films separately, and it was a while before they had them together like in the theaters. Does anyone know if the Blu-Ray version available now is like that? Planet Terror, then trailers, then Deathproof,…

I recently replaced a row of free-standing bookshelves leaning against a wall of my bedroom with wall-mounted track shelves. A small reduction in actual shelving capacity, due to the fact that there is no longer a floor-level shelf, but the fact that you can see the floor underneath the shelving makes the room seem a…

“Please, please, may we call it a tallywacker?”

Dear Criminals,

Kindly disregard the advice given in this article. Post away!

OXOXOXOX
-- Society

NOT NOW, GIANT SPIDERS FROM ASIA.

‘Is it true that your life passes before your eyes before you die?’

The Didelphis virginiana possums are actually quite beneficial creatures, as they feed on ticks and can often clear out an area of ticks. They also alert you to the presence of pedantic douchebags, who cannot help but say “Actually, it’s O-possum” whenever they hear someone just calling them a “possum.” This allows…

In other news, Right-Click + Save Image As counts as hacking.

Plus, you have no command of the language and sound crazy.
You: WOOF WOOF WOOF ARF!
Your Dog: WTF do you mean the purple cheese on the chair belongs to the squirrel? Also, WTF is purple?

“The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.”

Get a nice phone with an unlimited data plan and use that to fart around on the internet on company time. Just don’t connect to the company WiFi.

This will impress none of the people they mean to impress and will offend all the people who usually get offended at stuff like this. 

NOT NOW, SUPERBUG FUNGUS.

I haven’t been seeing much of this in Texas. Just a few cases of a small gap in the shelves where my preferred brand would be, usually filled back up the next time I visit. Don’t know if we’re just lucky or because HEB’s logistics and sourcing are just that good.

They will text you a thumbs up, and then promptly pull you over for using a cell phone while driving when you check to see what it is.