For a video game to actually maintain its value, or even increase in value, it has to be:
1) An actual good game, usually. Not a lot of market for bad games, unless maybe it’s a very RARE bad game.

2) At least 1-2 generations old. If it’s still readily available from retailers new, your used copy isn’t going to be worth…

Two rules for driving by parking lots leading up to an intersection with a traffic light:
1) Don’t block the entrance/exit of a parking lot when you get stopped by the traffic light. This allows any cross traffic exiting the lot to access their desired lane.

2) When the light turns green, allow one (1) car that wants to…

However, if your squad mate isn’t pulling his weight, is constantly fucking up and getting the rest of the squad in trouble, a bar of soap is what you need as it wraps up in a towel much more nicely than a bottle of shower gel.

I’d be interested in seeing how they do a Goonies sequel. Would it still center around the original cast? Or their characters’ kids? Would the surviving members of the Fratelli family make an appearance? How would a movie from the era where kids could go haring off unsupervised all over the countryside to a time when…

“Sick son of a bitch” is standing up at press conference for yet another mass shooting, offering the same bullshit empty platitudes as you have before, and then going off to speak at the NRA’s national conference. That’s pretty fucked up.

Maybe it’s a mechanism that makes your ears as clean as the need to be. But it certainly doesn’t make them as clean as I want them to be.

I watched it so you don’t have to:

1) Being cold doesn’t make you catch cold, nor does going out with wet hair, but being cold has been linked to weakening you immune system and making you more susceptible to illness

2) There’s not scientific backing for the “Five Second Rule”, but you’re still probably okay if your…

Walmart has never been the go-to place for groceries, just the “while I’m here, I might as well grab...” place for groceries.

Because I’m in Texas, and in Texas, HEB rules supreme.

I just started playing around with ReelGood.com and its app. It seems to do a lot of what this does. Also lets you track TV shows and the episodes you still have to watch. It lets you create a list of movies that aren’t even on any of your services so they show up if or when they are available. And I assume Plex must…

I recently replaced a row of free-standing bookshelves leaning against a wall of my bedroom with wall-mounted track shelves. A small reduction in actual shelving capacity, due to the fact that there is no longer a floor-level shelf, but the fact that you can see the floor underneath the shelving makes the room seem a…

“Please, please, may we call it a tallywacker?”

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The Didelphis virginiana possums are actually quite beneficial creatures, as they feed on ticks and can often clear out an area of ticks. They also alert you to the presence of pedantic douchebags, who cannot help but say “Actually, it’s O-possum” whenever they hear someone just calling them a “possum.” This allows…

Plus, you have no command of the language and sound crazy.
You: WOOF WOOF WOOF ARF!
Your Dog: WTF do you mean the purple cheese on the chair belongs to the squirrel? Also, WTF is purple?

Get a nice phone with an unlimited data plan and use that to fart around on the internet on company time. Just don’t connect to the company WiFi.

This will impress none of the people they mean to impress and will offend all the people who usually get offended at stuff like this. 

I haven’t been seeing much of this in Texas. Just a few cases of a small gap in the shelves where my preferred brand would be, usually filled back up the next time I visit. Don’t know if we’re just lucky or because HEB’s logistics and sourcing are just that good.

I meant without a peel. Stupid English language. Shelled nuts don’t have shells, and unshelled ones do.

As long as it winds up unpeeled and in your mouth instead of, say, up your ass, then no, you haven’t been eating a banana wrong.

I think the question you meant to ask was, “Have you been peeling bananas wrong this whole time.” Which again, so long as the end result is an unpeeled banana, the answer is no. There’s no…

Not very well, apparently. I have an opportunity in my work to see kids’ signatures often and most of their handwriting is atrocious. My own nephew also has terrible handwriting, in cursive or print. If I ever have kids, I’m going to make sure before they even start school that they could be hired as calligraphers to…