2010. That was the year I had built a brand new PC with some really nice specs for the time, so I could actually get into PC gaming. Just in time for Skyrim. This would have been a great year for gaming, as I’ve built another new PC... except for the graphics card. Sadly, my graphics capabilities are stuck back in…

Yes, let’s put our ice bucket and chilled drinks right next to the roaring fire on the table. Very practical.

Yes, let’s put our ice bucket and chilled drinks right next to the roaring fire on the table. Very practical.

57-43 though. I think we at least beat the spread?

No love for pickled okra?

No, the one who died ten years ago was the guy who founded Penthouse.

You can’t “heal” cancer. You can only cut out the tumors so they don’t spread and keep a watchful eye in case they come back.

Growing up, a can (or more likely now, a pouch) of tuna (in water, but drained) mixed with a spoonful or two of Kraft Real Mayonnaise and spread between two pieces of bread was a tuna fish sandwich, not tuna salad. It did not become tuna salad unless something else was added to the mix, like relish or finely chopped…

I don’t know. It kinda looks like they’re animating the resin statuettes from a hand-drawn anime.

If January 6th ever becomes a national holiday, it will be like an American version of Guy Fawkes Day, where we burn effigies of QAnon Shaman.

I can just about afford a pet rock.

Besides, no one will believe you.

The only class act in this whole circus so far is EVGA. Not only have they set up a queue system (albeit an extremely slow one, as they have to fulfill agreements to retailers as well as directly selling to customers), they are even going to continue honoring pre-markup prices until April 16, if your number comes up…

Is that an immediate bump to $15 an hour, or a gradual raise over a few years?

Melania Trump was such a nothing of a First Lady. No real presence, no message. “Be Best” was the limpest, weakest campaign since “Just Say No.” You could have replaced her with a cardboard cutout with resting bitch face and no one would have noticed.

Well, gee, I would use it, there’s just one problem...

Another one is anything that involves play slime or extra-fine glitter.

From the next room came the sound of someone trying to blow a whistle quietly.

“If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.”
-- Chinese Proverb

I used to just put my PC into hibernate, but since I upgraded to a new CPU, RAM, and SSD it only takes about 10 seconds to boot up, so I just shut it down every day.

Seriously. What do you people think this is? A lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court? A trillion-dollar tax cut for the rich?