Trump got 18% as opposed to Obama’s 15%, in a line of contenders. Let’s have a runoff and see who comes out on top.

What about recording phone calls? Especially calls that cross state lines? Which state’s laws take precedence? Does it matter who initiated the call?

Congress passing the “stimulus”:

They’re going to pass this “stimulus” and then look at us like that one boss you had that always gave you a $25 Amazon gift card at Christmas instead of a real bonus and act like they’re being magnanimous.

I am extremely happy with this news. I’ve been watching Infinity Train with my nephew, and we had to use the PS4 app. I don’t know if it’s like this for everyone else, but on my PS4 it sucks ass. It’s extremely slow. You finish and episode and it stalls out bad. We started exiting out, closing the app in the options…

Just remove the channel and reinstall it. That fixed it for me.

Moddering community: Hold my beer.

Not everyone can afford to drop several hundred dollars on the latest components every couple years to keep up. So when I build, I try to get the absolute best available so it will be a long time before I feel the need to upgrade again. This usually means that by the time I can upgrade, in order to upgrade one thing,…

I didn’t know the 5900s were coming out when I built my PC, so I got a 3900X. Which means that even if I am able to get one of the AMD cards before an Nvidia I won’t be able to take advantage of AMD’s Smart Access Memory. Which I understand is a minor boost, but still.

At the time one of my CC’s rotating bonus…

Not until I can get a goddamn RTX 3080. I’ve got a brand-new PC with a 10-year-old graphics card where a state-of-the-art GPU should be because of scalpers and their fucking bots.

It was a joke.

Just get a bunch of shady lawyers to go on conservative TV and file a bunch of frivolous lawsuits declaring that you were NOT, in fact, crushed by a landslide.

Dutch is more or less impossible to find. It’s not streaming anywhere. You can’t buy it digitally on Amazon. You can’t even really buy a DVD of it at regular prices. Resellers have copies of it listed at extremely high prices.

Not really a disaster, exactly. Just that my grandfather on my dad’s side always raved about how good the stuffing and gravy was when my mom hosted Thanksgiving, and one year he and Granny showed up early and found out how the sausage was made, so to speak.

Our stuffing? Stovetop from a box. And her gravy is just…

Of course, the more people know about this, the less useful it will be.

You have to have a copy of something really rare or niche for it to be worth anything on eBay. The best I ever did was sell a still-sealed copy of Star Wars: A New Hope for $125 that I found at a church rummage sale for $0.25.

That’s one of the few pictures I’ve seen of Stephen Miller that doesn’t look like he’s watching with dispassionate fascination as a baby deer is eaten alive by fire ants. This one looks like he’s saying something like “Hey, if they didn’t want the orphanage to burn down, they shouldn’t have made it out of wood!”

Did it ever occur to you that maybe you just hate the holidays? I mean, seriously? You hate pumpkin pie, cranberry sauce, AND sugar cookies? . Somewhere, a schmaltzy Hallmark Christmas movie is missing its grouchy, curmudgeonly character that has to learn how to feel the holiday spirit. 

Fuck your grandmother’s traditional family recipe for homemade organic artisinal cranberry sauce that’s all mushy and has seeds and ten different spices and and what feels like bits of stems or some shit in it. I don’t care how many generations its been passed down. It tastes like shit.

REAL CRANBERRY SAUCE HAS…