They will build a ramp from the corpses of their enemies!

Mad Hamish approves.

The actual animation is from one of the Halloween Special episodes, right?

Adventure Time requires a bit of an investment in time if you’re watching it for the first time without being too familiar with it. Until like halfway through Season 2, it’s mostly just silly and absurd one-off adventures, before they really start to flesh out the world and characters and backstories and plot arcs,…

Usually Stephen Miller looks like he’s watching with dispassionate fascination as a baby deer gets eaten alive by fire ants.

In this picture he looks like he’s remembering that one time when he watched a baby deer get eaten alive by fire ants.

Whelp, there goes my interest in this project.

Bricks are not something you can buy at Williams-Sonoma or Sur La Table, but perhaps they should be, as they are extremely useful in the kitchen. Actually, scratch that. Both retailers are extremely skilled at making the once-affordable inaccessible, and would probably end up selling “locally sourced sediment weights…

I first fell in love with black & white “Golden Age of Hollywood” movies back in college, when I would be up late at night working on a programming assignment. I had a TV on my desk, and once while flipping through the channels I came on to Turner Classic Movies. I don’t remember what was on, but it was interesting…

So what’s the recipe?

Wow. What a twist. It’s like M. Night Shyamalan is on Biden’s campaign team or something. Knock me over with a feather.

He was voiced by Lorenzo Music, you heathen.

We talking away
Hulk not know what
Hulk to say Hulk say it anyway
Today another day to find you
Shying away
Hulk be coming for your love, okay?

Taaaaake on Huuuuulk (Take on Hulk)
Taaaaake Hulk oooooooon (Take on Hulk)
Huuuuulk beeeeeee gooooone
In a day or twwwoooooooo

One day, they should build a memorial monument featuring the names of every American who died of COVID-19, and on the grounds of that memorial there should be a unisex restroom, and in that restroom there should be one toilet stall that is never, ever cleaned by the groundskeepers, and that fecund, shit-smeared toilet …

Does Stephen Miller ever wear any actual human expressions on his face? All I ever see from him is “Dispassionate Fascination While Watching A Baby Deer Get Eaten Alive By Fire Ants.”

That’s like in the late 90's to mid-to-late 00's when they still sold SDTVs in the old 4:3 aspect ratio, and almost every DVD release came with a “Standard” or “Full-screen” version and a “Widescreen” version. Movie fans obviously prefer widescreen, because that’s how the movie was intended to be seen, so you had to…

Ah, yes, Confused Grandma Christmas Present Bait.

Hahaha. No. I’m patient. I can wait.

What exactly does the $30 get you? A single viewing? 24 hour rental? What?

My Hulu watch list is like 99% cartoons. So many good shows these days. As much nostalgia as I feel for the cartoons of my childhood, most of them were solely designed to sell toys and breakfast cereal, with thin story writing, flat characters, and maybe a PSA at the end about not talking to strangers or something.

I work at a tennis resort. One weekend when we were hosting a seniors tournament, someone took a massive shit in the men’s room urinal. Not solid logs, and not diarrhea either, but kind of in between, a pile of brown soft-serve the size of a small cow patty in the only urinal in that bathroom. There’s also only one…

Everybody knows you never go full horse.