Maybe if you type UUDDLRLRBA in the promo code section of the checkout screen the price changes to something reasonable?

I basically need a new... everything.

I basically need a new... everything.

...so they can go back to work and we can return to normal.

I figured it had more to do with the appearance of normalcy. Just like insisting that the schools reopen. That the economy open so soon. Businesses open, kids going to school, and people going around without masks makes everything look like it was before, instead of the clusterfuck it is. Like maybe if things look…

Good thing no one’s trying to pull down statues of slave owners or trying to make people follow common-sense procedures to protect public health, or else these guys would have to deal with armed protesters. 

What a fucking click-bait headline. I thought they’d finally blocked Trump.

Who actually owns the canon for Scooby-Doo? Because unless they agree, this is all still just fan fiction.

I was really big into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was a kid. My weekly allowance was just about enough to buy an action figure, and I collected them. I think it was right about when they came out with the sports-themed ones that something clicked in my head and I thought, “This is stupid.” and started spending…

I think the worst one we had involved using sardines. 

I mean, they had been doing this for several weeks before I started joining in, so I don’t know about the first several recipes. I only had a couple that I actually enjoyed (I don’t remember which ones) and the rest were mediocre at best, with some just downright awful.

Goddammit, fellow White People. I can’t take you anywhere.

My sister got a cookbook a couple Christmases ago of Bob’s Burgers of the Day recipes, those really bad pun burgers from the chalkboard you see in the background of the restaurant, and we started doing a thing every week where she’d cook one of the recipes and we’d watch the episode it was featured in (or one of the…

Hmm... no, I looked there, and while several variations of it are listed, the word itself is not. Nor is the shortened form that is also a British term for a cigarette.

Do you know if this is only for people whose sole income is freelance or gig work, or are people who do freelance work on the side while also being full- or part-time employed eligible as well?

Unless I’m missing something, it looks like there’s a loophole for words that have alternate meanings that aren’t offensive. Because it appears that “ass” (as in donkey) is still allowed, as is that somewhat archaic word for a bundle of sticks use for fires.

Coin Shortage? You’re slipping, 2020.

Oh good. Because there’s not enough out there yet to justify another streaming subscription.

That sounds cool, but I want Season 4 to focus on the adventures of that old guy that MT chucked out of his pod so she could ride it to the center to get her own number. That poor old guy’s wandering around the train without his own number, wondering what’s going on.

Aw man, it’s not on Cartoon Network anymore? That sucks. 

So apparently this is Dawit Kelete: