Bloodthirsty? He gets to live, doesn’t he? He gets to wake up every morning, breathe the air, eat food, and enjoy whatever happiness the circumstances of his life may allow. Again, far more than can said for his victim.

In return for the death sentence he gave his girlfriend, it’s justice. This isn’t some kid who just “made a mistake” or “had a juvenile lapse of judgement.”

Having a few beers at an after-prom party and then driving a car is a “juvenile lapse of judgement.” A teen might not be able to fully comprehend the possible…

You know what’s really unsettling? His victim not reaching adulthood, let alone her twilight years. Save your compassion for someone who deserves it.

Children shouldn’t murder their baby-mamas with kitchen knives just because they don’t want to be parents, then.

Okay, but in keeping with the wastefulness that so many Hummer owners seemed to revel in as a way of “stiggin’ it to libruls,” will it at least have really shitty battery life and require frequent recharging? Preferably from a coal-powered electric plant? Is there a way they can make it tell the difference?

For a real environmentalist book, it should be printed on recycled paper. But even if it isn’t, you can bet it will be printed on soon-to-be-recycled paper.

The deep link thing sounds great; What I want is to go a step further and combine all of the playlists of all the streaming services I subscribe to in one master list so I can see everything I have access to in one place rather than browse three different sites, and then have it play on whichever service it’s hosted…

As writers for The Crown feverishly take notes.

“Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?”
“...No, I’d still prefer not.”

I would think that it tastes like flying pig.

This will end badly.

Avatar has become the low-hanging fruit for film snobs to snark at. It doesn’t deserve the hate. It was technologically ground-breaking, visually stunning, and the plot was good enough. There are far worse movies.

Speedrunner: exploiting obscure flaws in video games’ code to blast through a game in ways the developers didn’t intend

Programmer who wrote that code:

Benoit Blanc is the sort of detective Agatha Christie would have written if she’d been born in Louisiana instead of England. The bombastic ruminations on the case, usually spoken to himself as the other characters stand nonplussed, the actual police authorities’ strange deference to and cooperation with him as he…

1) Gym is crowded
2) Read article about how to avoid gym crowds
3) Follow its advice
4) Lots of other people read article, follow its advice
5) Gym is still crowded.

“And speaking of low-hanging fruit, you could always just get them snipped! *rimshot*”

“It’s called [insert stereotypical geek interest]. *rimshot*”

— from How to Be a Comedian Without Really Trying, Chapter 1, “Low-Hanging Fruit”

Even earlier than that-- Episode 1. Ciri makes reference to her grandmother having fought a battle at her age, later in the episode Renfri mentions that Queen what’s-her-name having just won that battle. Makes it clear that the events with Geralt are happening at least a couple decades before the events happening in…

Sancho Panza is currently in ICE custody.

I had never heard of White Claw until like 4 months ago and then suddenly it was everywhere.