My headlights only need to show where I’m going, not know where I am.

Coups typically involve a lot more tanks and soldiers. Usually headed by someone with “Generalisimo” before their name. I mean, sure, Trump has been slowly devolving the US into a banana republic, but I don’t think we’ve gotten that far, yet.

My favorite purchase this year is probably my mechanical keyboard. Finally made the leap from membrane keyboards, and did it in a pretty big way. Logitech wireless G915 gaming keyboard, $250. Low profile and slim for a mechanical keyboard, which is what I had liked about membrane keyboards, and pretty quiet for a…

I liked FFXIII, my biggest beef was that in order to get the “get one of every weapon and accessory” trophy you have to do an incredibly excessive amount of grinding and farming. I didn’t mind the linearity of the first 75% of the game. To be honest, all things considered, I liked it better than FFXV. FFXV starts out…

No jaw-ripping swipe? Boo...

WHAT AIN’T NO PLANET I EVER HEARD OF! THEY SPEAK FEDERATION STANDARD ON WHAT?

If you liked Goodfellas, you’ll like The Irishman. But you’ll like Goodfellas more than The Irishman.

If you change your game description to no longer use the term “Choose your own adventure,” turn to page 37.

If you ignore Chooseco’s cease and desist letter, turn to page 72.

Danish butter cookies are a myth. They do not exist. They are a cruel joke invented by old ladies to give false hope to grandchildren.

I built a desk out of two-by-fours and plywood, nicely stained and finished, big so I have lots of space to spread out. Only problem is that I have come to find that I made it about an inch too tall, as my chairs max height is still slightly too short for my arms to rest comfortably on the desk surface. I’m going to…

Season 7 of The Crown is going to be interesting.

Animated characters in car with real actors:

For a while I would go trawl garage sales and thrift shops every week for stuff to buy cheap and resell on eBay. My family’s Amazon purchases proved invaluable in providing a source of packaging materials.

Okay, now part of me wants Baby Yoda to turn out to just be pretending to be cute and innocent, like a childlike gangster from an old Warner Brothers cartoon, and is secretly unrepentantly evil. And have him commit as brutal an atrocity as Disney will allow before the series ends. Then these guys can go join the same…

So when they finally reboot Gilligan’s Island, the Professor will not only be able to make a radio, but also provide the entire island with high-speed networking.

Well, I’m never swimming in the ocean, ever.

Oh, good. I no longer have to madly scroll down to get to the comments without accidentally reading and of that mental diarrhea.

I want to tell this person to stick it somewhere, but I find myself at a loss as to where.

Never had a disastrous Thanksgiving. Probably the closest thing was one year when my dad’s parents came early one year. My grandfather was a dour, gruff old German Texan, who rarely offered praise of anything, except he loved my mom’s stuffing and her gravy. That year they arrived while supper was being prepared and…