But most of the fun is actually being there and seeing it:

I thought you were talking about those orange- and black-wrapped peanut butter candies old people hand out. Or those generic jelly beans that always seem to have a disproportionate amount of black licorice ones.

This is going to be so annoying for Giuliani, because now every time he calls a reporter, they’re just going to let it go to voice mail instead of answering in case this happens again.

Any chance this is something they can all be censured and/or prosecuted and/or thrown out of Congress for?

Oh, look, a PS2 game cinematic.

My perv ass thought those were Fleshlights.

I thought I read some time back that Bone was going to be made into a CG animated feature film.

Well, considering that his invention made the processing of cotton faster and more efficient, and therefore cheaper, this increased the demand, which led to more being planted, which led to an increase in demand for labor, particularly cheap labor, to grow and harvest it, and three guesses where that cheap labor came…

Yes, that one is still as good.

Eh, it’s not as good as you remember. All the cool stuff with the aliens and flying around in the ship and stuff happens in the last 30 minutes or so.

I learned how to tell time on an analog clock at an early age, if for no other reason than to put an end to those mysteriously long “30 minute” naps Mom made me take.

But always remember, children, that the mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell, and the mechanical cotton gin was invented by Eli Whitney in 1793.

If he’s got porn “pop-ups” in his history, then he still was probably browsing some sketchy stuff. Most mainstream sites at least try to police the types of ads that show up on their sites, so your average tech blog isn’t going to have ads for hardcore porn on “sexy MILFs who live near you.” But a regular porn site…

My mom saves and reuses cooking oil if it’s going to be used to cook the same thing as before, or the next thing in a certain progression: vegetables/starches -> chicken or pork chops -> fish. If it’s been used to fry chicken she won’t use it to fry potatoes or tortillas, and if it’s been used to fry fish she doesn’t…

There are members of my extended family, who have known me my whole life, whose names I can’t remember. Like I recognize them, and I have a pool of names associated with this group of people, but I have trouble pairing the names with the faces.

As a kid, I only ever saw these people maybe once a year, and to me they…

We shall henceforth refer to him has “Mr. Dickhead,” because to call him otherwise would be “telling a lie.”

I work in a pro shop at a tennis resort. Like every cashier everywhere, I get the “Oh, that means it’s free, right?” joke whenever something won’t scan. To which I sometimes reply, “No, it just means I have to guess the price. I think this T-Shirt was $50.”

Besides that, we used to have a couple over-sized display…

IT’S SUBPOENAS!

“Bite my shiny metal axe!” is where season 2 definitely hooked me.