See, if they were really committed to their message, instead of spending so much money on makeup artists, they’d use this instead:

Considering how they’ve turned the NRA from an interest group for hunters into an Evangelical Megachurch to the Gun, it seems only fitting that they adopt the common characteristic of megachurches of taking the money donated by its parishioners for the use in good works and instead spending outrageous amounts of it on…

Tony Clifton?

One’s a grabboid, the other’s an assteroid.

Did the developers leave themselves a back door that hackers could exploit? Hopefully not with brute force, though. Unless you’re into that.

I’ll bet the show will start to drag and meander all over the place after a few seasons, there will be numerous delays, then Amazon will cancel it and Netflix will pick it up to finish the last two seasons with different writers.

I mean, there are already a few slurs for Italians, I can’t see “Fredo” suddenly jumping to the top of the pile. I don’t even consider it to be exclusive to Italian-Americans. Any man who’s unintelligent, ineffectual, slightly cowardly, and who is aware of this and deeply insecure about it is potentially a “Fredo.”

Maybe, or Henny Youngman.

My answer is: It doesn’t matter. I leave it and the lettuce off and use the extra space for more bacon. My BLT stands for Bacon, Lacking Tomato.

Old joke:
Doctor: Well, the trouble is, you’re obese.
Patient: I’d like a second opinion.
Doctor: Okay, you’re ugly, too.

Oh well. I guess there’s always Surviving the Game.

They should release it with just the WNBA and make the regular NBA as DLC.

Do people who buy sealed games actually ever unseal them? Because, it seems like it would be relatively inexpensive for someone to invest in a decent printer and box printer, print out a manual, print out a label and slap it on a cartridge, and then put it in a replica box and vacuum seal it, and then sell it to one…

My favorite word is “chicanery.” Along with “charlatan,” “perfidy,” and “abscond.” I wonder if that says something bad about me.

VINDICATION!

The chalkboard after you look down at your notebook for five seconds.

I tried working out the formula and with some effort it can actually be reduced down to “Eric drinks his own pee.”

I dunno. I could see this if the website was the only way to order a pizza. Like how Amazon only takes orders online, not by mail or by phone. But that’s not the case with Domino’s. Domino’s website may be inaccessible to people with disabilities, but their services aren’t. There is still an avenue open if you really…