Unless they have some way of bringing Lorenzo Music back from the dead, they can fuck off.

They’re awesome late after a night of bar-hopping, I know that.

Jack-n-the-Box tacos are my go-to late-after-a-night-at-the-bar food. They’re salty and cheesy and slightly spicy and crunchy and greasy and just what you need to give you some ballast.

It’s true they’re total garbage, and even for them can sometimes be hit-or-miss in terms of quality, but sometimes they’re just…

“Dogs are forever in the push-up position.”
-- Mitch Hedberg.

Worked for me, did not work for my sister.

I’ve fooled around with it off and on for a few years. I started to do it semi-seriously back in January. I’ve made almost $1000. Over $250 a couple of months. I think I got lucky there though.

It mostly depends on which jobs you qualify for. Some requester require you to have completed and a certain number of hits,…

I forget. Like a few cents per clip. But they were very short, often just a movie title. I could do them very quickly. MTurk is no substitute for an actual job, but if you choose the right jobs it can be a nice source of extra money if you have spare time. Or are in a job with a lot of down time and access to a…

I’ve actually worked on something like this on Mechanical Turk. Transcribing what are clearly people interacting with virtual assistants. The only thing I ever heard were people selecting movies or TV shows, or commanding it to turn the volume up or down. No personal info attached or anything.

Imagine if you shot a flare into that thing. A whirling vortex of highly combustible particulate matter. 

Garfield Kart Without Garfield is way better.

Well, not with that attitude, we won’t.

...You’d manage to piss off vegans and carnivores at the same time?

Sorry, no. They miscast this. Tom Hanks doesn’t have the look, and he doesn’t have the sound. His voice is too deep. He should have at least tried to make it reedy.

I don’t travel much. Cash back makes more sense for me. I have two Chase Freedom cards: an older one that has 1% cash back plus 5% on rotating categories, and one that’s just 1.5% on everything. I use the category card when applicable, and the 1.5% card for everything. Chase lets you actually deposit cash back to a…

“What ain’t no planet I ever heard of! They speak Federation Standard on What?”

When they look up those words, they should all have Trump’s picture by them.

No one actually binge watches porn. Seriously. Instead of between videos, PornHub could open a dialog window asking if you’re still “watching” every time the performers change position.

“You have sown the wind and now you shall reap... the Barry.”

It’s because it’s a CG animated movie that actually looks like a CG animated movie, not a CG animated movie that’s trying to look like a 2D animated movie. Actual CG meshes with textures instead of cel-shading painted on.