Can I get one that only says “Hufflepuff?” I need a gift for someone I don’t like.
Can I get one that only says “Hufflepuff?” I need a gift for someone I don’t like.
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In stead of a violin, I’ll send him a miniature Steinway instead. I heard somewhere that he’s got a tiny pianist.
You dun goofed, Russia! We back-traced it, and you’ve been reported to Cyber Command! The consequences will never be the same!
You need to start putting a link right before the tweets to skip past and send us directly down to the Discussion.
It was many gamers’ first exposure to the Konami Code. And the waterfall level was many gamers’ early introduction to the hell that is multiplayer platforming games. Getting scrolled off the bottom of the screen by your partner and dying resulted in many a thrown controller.
This is what happens when you hire product designers from Gillette.
Don’t own furniture. Just build a sofa out of jumbo packs of toilet paper. Comfy and frugal!
“Hmmm... okay, here’s a letter opener, some scissors, and a staple gun. Now you kids run along and go play. Daddy’s working.”
Because people have learned.
Everyone’s like “Hey, how about the battle system?” and “When do we get to see Tifa?”
I want to see the Wall Market/Honey Bee Inn/Don Corneo segment. Let’s see how they’re going to pull that off, or how they’re going to retcon it out.
FF7 was the game I bought a PS for. But before that I rented one to make sure. I didn’t have a memory card, so I just played through the first part of the game over and over again during the rental period. And then I bought my own. It took several hours from the first mission, through the slums, getting into Corneo’s…
A combination of Edu-tainment typing programs in elementary and middle school (Mavis Beacon, et al), a dull-as-dirt keyboarding class in high school (using word processing machines, stand up keyboarding lesson books, and a cassette tape that followed along saying which keys to press at about 5 WPM. I would finish a…
This is a guy who got the theme of Green Eggs and Ham wrong, I highly doubt he’d realize A Modest Proposal is supposed to be satire.
Working for my dad, a masonry contractor, as a masonry assistant, or “helper,” which meant I mixed up the mortar, set up and loaded the scaffolds, loaded and unloaded equipment, kept the masons supplied with bricks and mortar, etc. In Texas. In the summer. So working for a family member, at a labor-intensive job, in a…
It’s like if Magritte had painted The Son of Man with a tangerine instead of an apple.
Your first day inside, you find the biggest incarcerated celebrity in the yard, and you walk right up to them and beat the crap out of them.
I’m looking for venture capitalists to invest in my new startup, Pen e-Farthing, that will put penny-farthing bicycle rental kiosks in select cities. They will come equipped with built-in MP3 players pre-loaded with a selection of Barbershop Quartet hits, like Sweet Adeline or The Good Old Summertime, and each rental…
Put an M and a W on the doors on a little wheel so they can be spun upside down as needed.