You know Quaalude and GBH and Roofies you Vixens
Kit Kat the Mickey and Easy Lay so Blitzen,
But do you recall?
Anything at all?

Pussies!

Add that to the list of great band names: Uppity Cracker Cops.

Well thank you for a reasonable response to an unreasonable rant. So ‘things’ in general boil down to this: It’s okay to have private entities run things that we ‘need’ (though that’s arguable) but, because of the want of profit money, there needs to be a strong system of regulation or there will be shoddy decisions.

Right blame it on us...This is bullshit. The reason companies don’t spend money they way they know they should is that the shareholders and the CEO’s need their money and its subsides in one way or another by the fuckin’ consumer. “Oh, look, we’re doing all we can so we don’t have to raise rates...” Bullshit. There…

Employees of the Whole Foods in Berkeley have traditionally had a lot of hepatitis.

Yes, you mentioned it, but #1 is in a different class altogether. That is some fucked-up shit.

I wish I could star this more.

He’s having his jollies.

Hey, there’s other shit you might like that existed before you existed, like Shakespeare and shit.

Being an actor means you can get drunk and urinate in public, in airplanes even if you like.

Anchor Steam!

This is great and all, but shouldn’t these geniuses be working on the ISIL internet problem?

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It’s alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I’m real.

Is it me, or is Clinton thinking about what she’d be like in bed?

Turning the tide against alien anal probes!

Histrionic!