I would never stab Mr. Trump. I would, however, scalp him.

So does this mean Arsene Wenger can now acquire him?

I encountered what may have been a San Fransisco Garter snake the other day. It was at least 21 inches long. If my reaction then was any guide, I will not hesitate to call in a tactical airstrike for an eight foot rattler.

Cars don’t kill people; people kill people. Why kick an innocent car?

Thats just a provocation for a vandalism, plain and simple.

But the damage is already done...

Asshole.

Clearly all but the most depraved trolls say, “Fuck this guy”? Between this, the PEDs and head injuries, and the paid advertising for the military, isn’t time really to just say “fuck it” to football entirely?

Right, PA - the doctor’s answer to the problem of nurses.

They are so goddamned proud of their guiding mantra: “We eat our young”.

Is a Duke supporter called a “Dukie”?

Hey, thank you for not repeating your bleat. That’s all I wanted. I’m not sure how you can apply “illiterate” to someone who can actually type coherent sentences, but we’ll leave the rest of your peccadilloes out of it. Over and out.

You just said the same thing, over again.

You want to know what my internet/social media pet peeve is? People who keep making the same point over and over and over and over and over and over.....and over again.

As a father I’d like to not thank you for this post.

Top of the People’s Revolutionary Hit List?

Did you get the ‘troll’ part, though?

Okay, I get it. My bad. Good trolling fella’.

I didn’t comment on legality. You said, “lobbyists have not influence and do not make laws”. I said, “No they influence laws”. Your thinking is a bit concrete. Are you a head injured football player trying to finish college?

That’s bullshit. They have a great deal of influence. They give money to campaign funds, they give gifts to the the law makers. In fact, and I’m surprised you haven’t heard of this, they actually draft laws and pass them to the lawmakers they have in the pocket already written! Wake up.