They are so goddamned proud of their guiding mantra: “We eat our young”.

Is a Duke supporter called a “Dukie”?

Hey, thank you for not repeating your bleat. That’s all I wanted. I’m not sure how you can apply “illiterate” to someone who can actually type coherent sentences, but we’ll leave the rest of your peccadilloes out of it. Over and out.

You just said the same thing, over again.

You want to know what my internet/social media pet peeve is? People who keep making the same point over and over and over and over and over and over.....and over again.

As a father I’d like to not thank you for this post.

Top of the People’s Revolutionary Hit List?

Yes, I think his father has been ill for a while and has just had surgery. Jose really looked like shit the other day.

Isn’t his father dying? That can be just a little stressful. He’s a dick but give him a break.

You know, I said something similar on this site and got yelled at. Can I sue?

You know, I wrote an answer like this once and I got yelled at. Can I sue?

You know, I wrote something similar in this column and I got yelled at. Can I sue?

Well if his nose is any indication, his pelvic and leg muscles have atrophied, so wobbly, drunk, fall down go boom.

Pulped by C.H.I.P.S.!

It’s worse for cyclists.

How about, “Driving While WASP”?

It’s more than 1%.

So you’re the type who drives 65 or less during rush hour in the “fast lane” when everyone is going 75-80? A.S.S.H.O.L.E.

You’re just humpin’ the American Dream, aren’t ya’?

Wow. You are a Princess. I’m sorry you had to be so bothered by the dirty slave and her hideous spawn.