Yo AV Club writers and staff. I’ve expressed my dissatisfaction (and my peevish sense of entitlement) elsewhere, but I also assume that virtually NONE of this was up to you, and I’m guessing that for some of you, at least, the last couple of days have been pretty shitty.

No! I’m still a god damn gray.

Holy shit did I make it?!

Hey AV Club. It didn’t work. This sucks. Fuck you.

This is horrible. Why am I a grey? I linked my account.

That was a nightmare.