The Future Queen of England Needs an Assistant

“Pro-abortion?” No. I’d bet all of my Fruity Pebbles that no one at this protest was “pro-abortion.”

That’s a tough one about River and Depp. River had reportedly been up for 24 hours straight doing drugs non-stop with John Frusciante (Red Hot Chili Peppers) prior to going to the Viper Room, where he did more drugs. Was Depp at fault for passing him drugs there? Probably. Was Depp aware River had just binged for 24…

Comment of the year.

Without a doubt, it frequently does. Unfortunately, not everyone can show up looking like a white man.

Yeah, seriously. Has Jezebel completely forgotten the terminology for the Pro-Choice movement?

It already passed the house. The waffles in the Senate are the ones holding it up.

What is a “pro-abortion” protester? Do you mean abortion rights protester? No one uses “pro-abortion” except anti-abortion groups, as a way to discredit the abortion rights movement.

I get that new concepts and words can be hard. The singular “they” in English only goes back to the 14th century

Learn English. They is a very common singular pronoun, and has been long before trans folk started using it.

You get a star simply for the effort taken to transcribe that.

why Will Smith’s career is destroyed but not Ezra

I don’t know when things got so ‘extra’. My childhood memories don’t include cupcakes with 50/50 cake to frosting. Thanks to Instagram, literally everything has become a pissing contest. And I realize that metaphor doesn’t work well with the subject matter, lol.

The 19-year-old kept eating his pancakes despite the bad taste, but everyone in his company were grossed out and threw their pancakes away.

Cupcakes have too much goddamn frosting. That’s the problem. Cut the frosting, no hack necessary.

Guy who was running a couple of pretty popular food trucks in my area just shuttered them and took a job cooking for someone else up country.  Seems like the costs of keeping the trucks on the road were just too much.

Just like all the other people who think it’s easy to turn a hobby into a business.

If I had a nickel. . .

No, Starbucks coffee just tastes that bad. 

I am one of these people who was foolish enough to actually take these “you should have a food truck” inquiries seriously. Just researching the build costs on trucks and the difficulty of securing commissary space really tossed the ice water in my face. Now if someone asks me why I don’t own a food truck I ask “how…

The headline here feels a little misleading, in that it makes the guy’s conduct sound more extreme than it actually seems to be. Per the 2020 Census, 47.53% of the population of Ft. Lauderdale is non-Hispanic white, 27.12% is Black, and 19.25% are Latino/Hispanic; if anything, I’d say it was unreasonable that only 6…