That’s one way to stay cool.

Projectile vomiting until you almost suffocate because you can’t breath while doing so is not “the best”.

No one is “pro-abortion”!

Jodie Turner-Smith’s dress is a monstrosity. There’s way too much going on and it looks soooooo dated. The color is stunning on her (against that beautiful dark skin it’s absolutely gorgeous), but something much more modern and a bit more constrained would have been better.

Well, they did do “That 80' Show” and it bombed, big time. I think just having graduated high school and learning how to be a young adult during the 80s made it too close and personal to watch the show for that “nostalgia feeling”. It felt like they were more interested in showing the 80s as “that weird decade with…

Six out of fifteen?

Oh my god, I’m old. I hear “nostalgia” and I think, “Oh, the 50s”.

This photo is obscene. While we don’t eat a lot of subs, I like one occasionally, but we’re never stepping foot in a Jimmy John’s.

You can make an easy, kick-ass brandied cherry sauce using canned cherry pie filling. I made some for some adult Black Forest Brownie Bites, and I actually got buzzed because I kept tasting them to check the booze level. I wanted more than drunken cherries - I wanted knock-you-on-your-ass, fully liquored-up cherries. …

He was a prop comic, not a magician. He was also funny for about five minutes. 

1. Santa

Yeah, I tend to use a lot of those seat covers, and if there aren’t any, I practically make a nest out of toilet paper before I sit down.

That’s how I feel about Lysol. Gag.

Tell your poor wife I commiserate. My gut can be super sensitive and there are days when I’m spending more time in the bathroom than I like. One of my horrors is pooping in public restrooms, so I actually carry a little bottle of Poo-Pourri in my purse for those times. A couple of spritzes into the bowl before you go…

Being a producer on a film doesn’t mean you’re responsible for everything that happens on a set. “Producer” is often just a vanity credit for an actor or anyone who brings money to the table. I doubt Baldwin was personally involved in interviewing and hiring behind-the-camera people, or for sitting in while contracts…

Married 25 years, here. Trust me, it still matters.

Anybody remember the Schlitz Brewing Co. “Forty Horse Hitch”? When I was a kid, that was the spectacle, at the end of the Milwaukee Circus Parade. Forty huge, shiny Belgians hitched to the massive Schlitz Circus Bandwagon, moving down the street with grace and power, their heads tossing and that clop clop clopping…

Water only. Always.

Even the Black dudes who choose to mate with white chicks ALWAYS come back and tell us of the nastiness they think is normal.

Unless they tip very generously.