The word that came to mind for me was flaccid. 

So those people who had a problem with his policies? Where were they all the other years BEFORE him when the white folks were the ones getting promoted because of their skin color?

6 of 15. So over half of the positions went to whites but that’s not enough.

Isn’t the owner of Jimmy John’s a big game hunter? As far as I know Jersey Mike hasn’t killed an elephant.

I loathe Star Wars. Can’t stand it. But do I pay to go to Galaxy’s Edge(?) in Florida to mockingly experience it? Let the kids enjoy it, its not for you!

Not the point. This is presented as chili.
I love spicy tomato sauces for Italian food, but that isn’t what we are making HERE.

If I could give you more than 1 star I would.

Because they’re ancho chilis, they belong to someone else.

I used to really like Spaghettios (and Raviolios) with meatballs but ate a can a couple years ago and it was nearly inedible it was so gross and sweet tasting, like the sauce is half corn syrup.

I do not abide with oregano in chili.  We are not making spicy spaghetti sauce here. 

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

“Samoans are thick and delicious”

I wonder which GOP fuck will publicly say that Loving v Virginia was incorrectly ruled and marriage between the races should be a state’s rights issue? Because we all know it’s coming — and probably before the 2024 election.

For being in a fight? Also he's Columbian and Pakistani, so not what most people would consider white (the cops obviously treated him like he was, but I doubt they knew his race at the time).

Christians hate gays because they don’t manufacture more Christians. Which is ironic, because Christians keep manufacturing more gays.

And here I was given to understand that having basically no gun laws meant there’d be a good guy with a gun around every corner, ready to stop just this sort of thing from happening.

I think he noticed this the most when he tried to flush all those torn up official records!

In an article about position of hand relative to phone why no actual pictures of the positions discussed? Same goes for sex positions BTW.

Smarter than most Bud drinkers, though.

So, first, it’s a state job. Good benefits, possibly even a real pension.