Yeah, my first thought was “But that is not a nautical knot”. Which turns out to be a fun sentence to say out loud.

By “marine theme”,I think they meant Amistad...

Always agreed with George Carlin: “I don’t get all choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags. I consider them to be symbols and I leave symbols to the symbol-minded.”

There’s a bar in Toronto called Crocodile Rock, and when it’s closing time they BLAST the Elton John song and put these horrible house lights on and there is NO WAY anyone would stay past that hahaha

I feel like Europe is just waiting for Trump to go away.  They know (or hope) that the American political system is fickle and delicate enough to spit him out like the piece of shit he is, it’s just going to take time.  So in the meantime, they extend the minimum courtesy to Trump and his cronies and wait for the next…

i was hoping theyd be seated at the VERY back.

Not allowing them entry at all would have been what they deserve.

The Blue Klux Klan.

Ding ding ding!

Police departments don’t work with right-wing terrorist groups.

“40 miles from the Canadian border”

“Preexisting conditions slowing metabolism means you just need to eat less.”

I’ve told this story here before, but it feels appropriate to post it again, so here goes...

My cousin is a US Forest Service firefighter. Over half of his crew are Native American, and most of the rest are Hispanic (like my cousin). A year or two ago, they were sent to Montana to put out a wildfire on National Park…

The funny thing is, recently the trump robot began to malfunction, it started making sporadic movements, and the recording kept glitching out, pausing, making weird noises while in playback.

But you see fair sir... he ‘owned the libs’. That is to say, he cut off his nose to spite his face, then ate his nose, to spite his stomach, then jumped of a bridge to spite gravity... on the way down he owned all them really hard and yelled out Trump20~!

An annual pass for Disneyland starts at $800.

Just as Jones’ words matter, so do Jezebel’s- it is not accurate or adequate to write, “Jones repeatedly pushed the idea that the tragedy—in which 20 children and six adults died- was merely a hoax” Let’s use the accurate language here, it was a mass shooting and 20 children and six adults were murdered/slaughtered.

My favorite comment about his divorce was, (paraphrasing) - “I hope you lose custody, and then I’m going to follow you around forever screaming your children never existed! It was all a hoax!” Not trying to take credit, I just have no idea where I read it or heard it.

No, I think “said this shit to make money off idiots" is better than lawyer-speak because his fan-base don't understand lawyer-speak, but they might understand that

For me it’s a scenario in the first Shining Force game. It involves a trek up a mountain passage where the party is being fired upon by a huge super cannon thingie. It hits everybody and ends up killing almost everybody. Very frustrating journey with a very satisfying conclusion. Shining Force was awesome dammit.