And with that narrow crimson belt, too. What an odd combination.

Now, now - there are some decent Republicans. The ones in Congress are a bit on the spineless side, but there are some who are decent people.

He will. Unfortunately.

Rush has a tail? Rush has a tail? A tail? A TAIL?

He’s insulted them to their faces, yet they still cheer.

What the hell does that even mean?

He wasn’t run over.

That’s incorrect. The tanks stopped - all 18 of them. He simply refused to move. He ended up on top of the first one, talking to the soldiers inside. He climbed back down, but still refused to move. A handful of other students actually had to run out into the street to drag him out of the way. 

Black don’t crack, sugar.

Did I say I wanted the paintings? Silly me, I only want the jack o’lantern.

Cheating. The Republicans aren’t even hiding it even more. TRUMP isn’t hiding it anymore.

I’ll take the ugly paintings and the jack o’lantern pencil holder on the desk.

Oh my fucking GOD! Are they kidding? I usually have a pretty strong gut, but I swear I threw up in my mouth a little, reading this.

Bingo. Show me ze money, darlink.

Good lord, who’s got time to toss that all together when your mouth is on fire?

Blech.

I know I’m focusing on the wrong thing, but looking at the Melania in that clip and then looking at Melania today, you can see how much work she’s had done!

When people say they don’t vote “because one vote doesn’t matter”, it drives me up the freakin’ wall. A senate race in Hawaii was once won by something like seven votes.

That was what I’ve been saying, and I’m not one for conspiracy theories. All it would have taken was a few votes in a few machines to turn an entire county. A few counties, and an entire state. The right states with the right amount of electoral votes, and there goes the election.

Frozen dinners are actually a pretty good way to control portions, as long as you pay attention to salt/sugar/fat content.