Oh my god, that sounds disgusting.

I used to assign specific ringtones to specific people. Eventually it ended up only being my mom and my husband, but my mom is in a home where she can’t make outgoing long-distance calls now, and my husband usually texts me because I have a horrible cellphone service and sometimes can’t hear the speaker through all…

By color? That’s got to be the weirdest way to organize apps I’ve ever heard of. There’s no logic behind sorting apps that way. It’s certainly not efficient.

We have a senior cat with kidney disease, and getting enough fluid into him was always a struggle. He loves to drink out of a running faucet, but we couldn’t leave it running 24/7. So we finally got one of those cat fountains, and the difference is astonishing. He took to it right away.

I had an aunt like that. Every couple of years she bought a brand new Cadillac. Always in gold, blush, beige or ivory. I think she rotated through all the colors several times.

My dad told me that joke nearly 50 years ago, only it was a cheese wheel snatched out of a window and the cheesemaker was black.

Hey, I like Buffalo Wild Wings.

I didn’t say you were attacking anyone. I said “some people”, because some people do react that way. I think you’re reading way more into what I said than is really there.

Nah, not the shorts. The shoes. Those things are uuuuuuugly.

Everything else aside, those are some butt-ugly shoes.

Oh, man....Ouzo. One of my fondest work memories is when I worked at Tower Records Honolulu and worked a full afternoon absolutely smashed on Ouzo. There was a Greek festival at a nearby park, and a co-worker and I went over with the intention of getting some Greek food for lunch...but there was a long line at every…

That’s not true. Sometimes people are unwilling to think it through. Others want to cling to their ignorance. And some people who don’t understand go on the attack instead, assuming that they’re being made fun of.

I’m so tired of these people and their white supremacist bullshit. They want an all-white country? Why don’t we give them one?

I KNOW! Kathy misstepped, apologized, and withdrew for a little while, but people have just refused to forgive her. Other stars have done far worse. I’ve never heard anything about her abusing anyone - sexually, emotionally, physically - she honored and supported her parents, is loyal to her friends and assistants,…

My husband bought me a Sega Saturn just so I could continue playing the Shining Force series. Unfortunately, the next chapters were only released in Japan. Even if I could have found one, it would have been in Japanese. I contemplated using a translation printout, but it would interrupt the flow if I had to keep…

Make veggie noodles and freeze it. Just slice it thin, or get one of those spiralizers. You can turn it into spaghetti and lasagna noodles quite easily, and squash freezes well.

First I groaned, then I rolled my eyes, then I gave you a star.

But it would only hurt staff, not the business owners. It would take a long time for the hurt to trickle up.

I had an employer who basically said that to my face. She was complaining bitterly about being forced to pay a minimum wage by the government. TO MY FACE.