Weeeeeeell, maybe if trump gets his way, Cruz will be deported. BUT WHERE WILL HE GO?!?!?!?!

I’ve waited hours in an emergency room. And it’s not like you have a team of doctors and nurses waiting on you, unless..yaknow..gunshot or car accident or something really really serious. If one of those comes in, which has happened to me, then you’ll wait until they’re done. Better have a phone charger.

I love you. This makes me so happy.

There was a store in my home town that sold pipes, wiccan things, candles, lava lamps, hippy/witchy clothing, tarot carts, etc.

Did you freak out and yell about your personal bubble? I do not like being touched and have a very large personal bubble. This would have ended badly for them.

Yep. I really thought the one on the left was the real one and thought “hey, he’s not that bad..”

This drives me crazy. If we make a separate tax for this then the government can pay for it instead of the business owner. It makes no sense to punish people for having children, as we kiiiiinda need the human race to go on, you know?

My dad is a republican now. We grew up really really poor. I went hungry once in a while. (I have distinct memories of counting how many cheese-and-jelly sammiches I could make for the week as that was the only food in the house and the only meal I got. No breakfast or dinner, I ate when I got home from elementary…

Well, the baby better be too, or it won’t be adopted by a loving and perfect Christian Couple. Also blue eyes.

This happened at my school to a teacher I had briefly when one of mine was out sick. He had an affair with a girl who was a grade younger than I was. I heard about it 2nd hand, that she thought they were going to get married and all that stuff. He was fired and his wife left him, I believe.

I suspect sarcasm in that post? ISIS investigating ISIS isn’t an argument a normal person would make.

Goddamn lululemon. I joined a yoga studio and I see their little fucking ohm sign everywhere. URG!

I read something on the facebook about how in that person’s area, people were requesting less hours because when their wages went up, they lost their government assistance.

You cannot get aids from dudes picking their noses.

I can’t actually SEE anything...

Sounds like the mom was trying to goad you into giving them to her, because she really likes angels and then bringing up their cost is like she’s trying to make you see how stupid they are and how youv’e wasted so much on them so you’d better give them to the girl because they’re a waste.

Fuck yeah, I want some froth!

The poor don’t get popsicles. Even from walmart because welfare.

It’s almost as if there are gay latinos and african americans. And ones that have abortions. And that are poor.

You’ll notice that satisfying here is sexual. Which means that someone has to satisfy America.