Well shit. I just saw an advertisement for their new dog-focused car and I’ll be in the market for a new car soon. I thought I’d go with that one but guess not.

Wow, really?!

Fuck. I’m gonna have to carry around a squirt bottle and squirt them.

Ha! Yep, I am. Dudes leave me alone. But I get along great with my professors. :)

Jesus christ!!

Why bother holding back? Call out hypocrisy as you see it.

This (the Shake-o-Dumb) is obviously such a ploy to get people off their feet. It’s, as many have said, a domination tactic but you can’t fucking DO that with world leaders.

I was at Marshall’s the other day-like TJ Maxx and such-and saw some Ivanka Trump clothing.

I think he’s actually a really cute kid. Trump wasn’t bad looking when he was young. But years of being an asshole will take their toll on you.

Well, so..like....

Wax that shit

Because women in porn all have big boobs and that’s what boys like and thus....connection??

There is a scandinavian movie out there called Troll Hunter. It’s a documentary type thing like Blair Witch, only much better. (I think)

I unfriended a cousin for being a stupid ammosexual and am so glad I no longer see constant minions posts. Fuck they were annoying.

“If those teenagers had had a gun, they’d be alive.” “Other barfy words”

Did his self injury change his mind at all? Or at least calm him down a little?

I’d fight that fucker...

I think that some men see “legit rape” as the only thing that’s real enough that could ever cause a woman to be anything other than perfectly pleasant all of the time.

“We haven’t seen the whole video, this is cop-baiting race bullshit, she was being mouthy and wasn’t obediant...”

More than you’d think.