Don’t ever strive for better! Don’t try to make a better living for yourself and your family; stay uneducated and poor because meekness and being humble and fuck all that shit.

If I met you and your dog at the park, I’d ask how old she is and then love her up real good and tell her what a pretty puppy she is. :) All dogs are puppies, forever and always.

Shit, the earth is flat?

Nothing says christianity like bible cakes spread with hate!

I commented on a post on facebook about how women/girls aren’t encouraged enough in science and some asscanoe replied with lines about how men are designed to build things and women are designed to be nurturers and while there are some exceptions, that’s just how things are.

oh my god you’re right!

Nono, he IS the good guy.

Well, then you get to be the heroic good-guy-with-a-gun who takes out the bad-guy-with-a-gun, just like the NRA and fox news is always talking about.

Oh..I didn’t know this. :(

It’s a damned catchy song!

Though, a rocket scientist WOULD impress me much.

Women having sex they want is bad. Men having sex is good. So men get all the sex they want from women, whether or not the woman wants the sex because patriarchy, god and missionary. Then babies.

Soccer Driving: The Most Dangerous Game.

That sounds like a porn name.

Fuck universal health care! Those kids need to yank on their bootstraps! Companies as people matter more as other people because JOBS.

Because they have the means to actually go to the doctor and get shit looked at?

Trailer Park Boys? :P

I was too fat for that stuff, but letmetellyawhahat. I wanted to be you. So badly.

This seems like an excellent use of JNCO jeans and hot topic goth pants.

MURIKA!