The US government has gone full on clown mode.

The funny part about conservatives trying to be funny is that they keep trying.

At this point, I don’t give a rats ass who wins the nomination. All I care about is that ALL democrats suck it up and VOTE FOR THE EVENTUAL DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE! Don’t take your ball and run home to whine because your candidate with a great idea on some fringe social issue didn’t get the nominee. Don’t give an…

I normally avoid watching video of him but this one really put a smile on my face. The evidence of his cognitive decline is getting harder to ignore. He can’t pronounce basic words, the slurring and dry mouth, his obvious balance issues (dude was holding on to that podium like it was a teenage beauty contestant),…

Note to conservative pundits, Fox News Junkies, MAGA Cult members and soulless GOP assholes, when Adderall is trending after the man you all blindly worship has given a “speech” you may want to re-evaluate things. Oh not to mention all the words this bloated sack of shit mispronounced and likely doesn’t know the…

Remember when it came out that the RNC was also hacked? And remember how none of those emails were released? And remember how some GOP members didn’t like Trump and now they’re adamant about defending him?

These days, I frequently feel like Chidi right after he finds out about the afterlife and Jeremy Bearimy. Like, nihilism must be the way because this gaping asshole just keeps getting his dick sucked and his ego stroked by lemmings who invoke Lincoln and Jesus in the same breath. This broke me. Lolnothingmatters…

Only an idiot would give them $5 a month.

Please stop supporting Blizzard by writing them promotional articles.

I don’t think one single person would be sad if he died. Melania would just go spend money.

Twitter will no longer run political ads.

Remember Obama’s press conference after Bin Laden? The first words out of his mouth were: “We got him.”

It also sucks to not support free speach 

The racist is the most fragile and insecure snowflake of all.

There can only be one Mike Pence.

White House Acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney confirmed during a press conference that, contrary to Donald Trump’s many, many denials, the Trump administration did in fact hold up aid to Ukraine to force them to investigate the Democrats.

This is where we are as a nation: One of the most respected, important members of Congress has passed away and people are scared of what the *president may say about him. We know the GOP are a collection of spineless losers but they too should keep Elijah Cummings name out of their mouths. The man stood up on…

Real tears for a real hero. RIP Elijah Cummings.

The evangelical contingent is limbering up for this contortion.