I know Krueger can’t help herself, it’s pathological, but this is your perfunctory reminder that Hillary won by three million votes and he only sits in power because of the rigged and undemocratic electoral college. Thank you for your time.

It should come as little surprise that Trump would like all his friends to come over to his house so he can show off his toys charge them exorbitant rates.

We’re well past that point and we are only just LUCKY he hasn’t nuked anything because he has mentioned nuking more times than you’d like to hear and I know he’s just itching to play with his toys...

At what point is he no longer mentally competent to be President?  I’m asking both in jest and in all seriousness.  This is a man who has no business being in any position of leadership or power.  The world is not safe with him.

So, two brothers want to use magic to bring back a dead parent and a special stone is involved? Where have I heard this before?

FMA ripoff *cough* *cough*

I know. The latest one that set me off is the "hereby." This asshole is so fucking sure he's king.

Something about “don’t do nice things for folks expecting their gratitude. Do nice things to do nice things.”

Let’s face it, the only reasons he cares about Israel is because his hard-core Evangelical base wants Jewish people to control all of Jerusalem so that the second coming of Jesus will happen. Plus, personally, he wants to show Ivanka how much he loves her (in his creepy way) by supporting Israel.  He could care less…

I find it funny that so many are blaming Sony when Disney tried to drastically slash Sony’s takings from future films. Disney wanted 50% of the revenue from 5% and they don’t even own the rights to the films. Typical Disney strong arm tactics and yet the masses will worship them blindly.

This really is way below your usual standards. Take a day off, man. Wash your balls and go out and get that lice shampoo you so desperately need.

Trump thinks the land on the earth is real estate and he wants to be its landlord.

This quote is from the NY Post, but I’m not linking to them:

Concentration camps imply that Americans are putting all Latinos in camps, not just the ones who are ILLEGALLY entering the country

At this point there is no ambiguity, no question: You either support fascism and the fucking nazi administration or you want to get rid of it whatever it takes. You don’t get to stand in some middle ground. They’ve drawn the lines pretty clearly, and we need to get rid of these fucks out of office and make sure none…

Someone must have told him he would have the right of prima nocta when he was king. That someone was probably himself.

We could be in the deepest economic depression in history and, as long as Trump tweets out that the US economy is doing the best ever, a good 45% of Americans would believe it. And, Fox News will parrot that that talking point and evidence to the otherwise is just liberal fake news trying to make Trump look bad. 

Everything Trump touches, he destroys.

I’m not a conspiracy theorist (there’s a lot of not being a conspiracy theorist, but....going around), but the fact that this dude is in the black and constantly one of the first posters despite writing three or four vile paragraphs looks...kind of fishy.

Most political nicknames are dumb. But it makes a good soundbite, and it’s stuck, so it’d be political malpractice to abandon it while it still has use.