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Bernie, stop. Just.....stop.

If you’re surprised by the fact that Northam is still governor, you’re really in for one hell of a shock when you check out the White House or Supreme Court.

America has a stupid that can’t be fixed.

If there’s one thing Trump is very well versed in, it’s not paying his contractors

Wait, I thought after the whole Kavanaugh debacle that we weren’t supposed to worry about past transgressions?  Boys will be Boys, et al? 

You should have bought a casino, then had your dad buy millions of dollars worth of chips and hold on to them. It worked for the president:

Can we scheduled another collision with a mars-like object soon? Perhaps sometime next week?

*White kid harasses native american*

Conservatives: What if it was YOUR kid?

*kids, adults, dying due to lack of healthcare because of an unnecessarily fucked up system*

Conservatives: *shrug*

I’ll just leave this here.

So to MAGA morons:

1/10 trolling. I award you no internet points. 

Yes, Members of the Senate and House who can override a Presidential veto with a 2/3 majority who have already unanimously passed a bill to reopen the government that includes over a billion dollars for border security, you are HELPLESS to fix this situation.

So last week a 75 year old friend of the family, a loving father and husband, one of the most generous people I’ve ever known, and someone who stayed active and was in great shape for his age, dropped dead from a heart attack. He went to take a nap and his wife found him two hours later.

The American Taliban of the right wing evangelical cult is a threat to humanity.

Not every religious person is a nutjob

“Not consolable.” = “The mayor of San Juan didn’t kiss his ass, so he got all pouty.”

You’re right, next time I want to go to Tokyo form the US, I’m packing the minivan!

1) to make dumb people feel safe