The open secret is that Jesus was most likely not born in December. The 25th is the festival of Sol Invictus, an ancient Roman holiday and most of the trappings of Christmas were taken from Saturnalia, Yule and other pre-christian Winter Solstice celebrations.

With Sessions recused, Rosenstein would need to pull the trigger on firing Mueller. If he refuses, Trump can fire him and move to the next person, who is a woman named Rachel Brand, who most seem to think would gladly can Mueller for Trump.

Out of curiosity, why do so many people care about this wedding? Like I understand it’s a royal wedding but monarchies aren’t relevant like they were in the past. I don’t get it.

I’m glad the GOP is laying down the law that harassment and intimidation will not be tolerated from government officials other than the President and Congressional Republicans.

This tells me that she in fact WAS escorted off, just not by the SS.

Most pressing in my mind, beyond the need to seize on this real momentum to organize the South, is the question of what the fuck is wrong with white people.

“When they go low, we go high” sounds good until you realize that, in practice, they’re landing kidney punches while you are swinging at empty air.

“The president of the United States managed to vote successfully, but was unsuccessful at remembering his own birthday”

The biggest consequence of a weak State Department are the protests that have erupted in the Middle East in response to the moronic decision to recognize Jerusalem as Israel’s capital.

Thank all that is holy in gaming that PUBG didn’t win Game of the Year. When you’re announcing your second map, no matter how big that map is, for your early access title... I don’t care how popular, you deserve no awards yet.

“Both sides wept in court today when Scott’s mother looked the former officer in the eye and told him she forgave him.”

Only the Democrats can turn the election fight over a pedophile into the resignation of a different Senator of their own party.

He’s 71 years old, eats fast food every day, thinks exercise is unhealthy, was never too smart to begin with, and has the most stressful job in the world. His body’s gonna start failing him sooner rather than later

Kids don’t just learn this shit on the streets. This kind of racism is taught by their parents.

GODDAMN IT! DO NOT post that kind of close up picture of Mitch McConnell again without some kind of warning. Some people here have weak hearts, and the rest of us run the risk of having our heads spontaneous explode being exposed to such a disgusting horror.

This definitely solves a debate. Not the one about Super Saiyans, but the one about whether Toriyama is completely out of ideas and just making up nonsense or not.

Quick reminder, all trump supporters are sister-fucking, bible-thumping racist shit weasels. There are NO good trump supporters. Cut everyone of them out of your life, and you’ll be a much happier person.